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    Both Homer's

    [spins globe, laughs] Look at this country! U-R-Gay.

    "Dear Die Hard. You rock. Especially when that guy was on the roof. P.S: Do you know Mad Max?"
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    Mr. Burns: This anonymous clan of slack-jawed troglodytes has cost me the election, and yet if I were to have them killed, I would be the one to go to jail. That's democracy for you.
    Smithers: You are noble and poetic in defeat, sir.
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    Gabbo, Gabbo, GABBO!!!

    'What's Gabbo?'

    'Oh, I figure it's some guy's name. Some guy named, Gabbo.'
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    Stupid sexy Flanders. :jiggy:
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    Groundskeeper Wille:
    'Yeh I've seen your mutt. And I 'ATE 'IM! I 'ate 'is little face, I 'ate 'is guts, and I 'ate the way 'e's always barkin'!'

    Bart:
    [relieved]
    'Ohh, I see, you hate him, so you gave him to the Church!'

    Willie:
    'Aye. And I also 'ate the mess 'e left on me rug. You 'eard me!'

    Gets me every time :lol:
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    Nobody's gay for Moleman.

    This be your doin' Willy, I'll turn yer groin to puddin'!

    Nautical Stu likes disco music!
    And the world welcomed Disco Stu.

    (And more...)
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    Tappa Tappa Tappa!
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    "If I don't see it then it's not illegal" When Homer covers his eyes and drives through a red light.
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    'Welcome to Itchy and Scratchy Land, the place where nothing can *mispronounces* possiblie go wrong...possibly go wrong...that's the first thing that's ever gone wrong!'

    The helicopter pilot in the Itchy and Scratchy land episode ^__^
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    Rip shu :e:e:e:e:e:e:e
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    Flanders: Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all..... nothing at all... nothing at all!..

    Homer: AAARH! Stupid sexy Flanders!

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    I love the part in The Simpsons Movie when Bart skateboards naked through the town and Ralph watches and then says "I like MEN now!!"
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    Homer washing his hat.
    Lisa: Dad what are you doing?
    Homer: Washing my fat guy hat honey.

    Marge about to have an erotic dream but Lisa starts playing her saxaphone, which interupts her.
    Marge: Lisa stop blowing my sex! I mean sax...your sax.
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    When Homer changes his name to Max Power and someone compliments him on it, he says:

    "Thanks, I got it off a hair dryer" :rofl2:
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    Homer: Because rich people always want what's best for EVERYBODY!

    Homer: See - democracy never works.
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    From Marge Be Not Proud. Homer is berating Bart about stealing from the supermarket:

    "STEALING? How could you? Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain What's His Name? We live in a society of laws! Why do you think I took you to all those "Police Academy" movies? FOR FUN? Well, I didn't hear anybody laughing - DID YOU? Except at that guy who made sound effects.

    [does sound effects] *Vroooooom, Beep! Honk. Honk.*

    [laughs] Where was I? Oh yeah, stay out of my booze."
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    Homer, after Lisa invents a perpetual motion machine:

    "Lisa! In this house we respect the laws of thermodynamics!"
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    (Original post by antas33)
    Homer, after Lisa invents a perpetual motion machine:

    "Lisa! In this house we respect the laws of thermodynamics!"
    Aww you beat me to it!

    Homer: "trying is the first step towards failure!" ...the way i live my life.
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    Lisa: Let's face it Bart, Sideshow Bob has changed.
    Bart: No he hasn't! He's more the same than ever!
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    Milhouse van Houten - 'How could this happen? We started out like Romeo and Juliet but it ended up in tragedy.'

    A small piece of utter genius.
 
 
 
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