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    hook up on tsr.....not!!
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    I am a good boy. I dont do anything crazy. :yep:
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    Mostly masturbate.
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    (Original post by lookahead)
    sooooo..where do you live?
    Down a road with not many houses
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    (Original post by Yawn11)
    Fapped to porn on high volume.

    When people are at home, why does the lowest volume seem so high?!
    Haha totally get what you mean.
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    I'd stay in bed until about 11, then get up and have brunch, watch a film, do some half-assed housework, log on here and on facebook, start thinking about what to make for tea.. make it, eat it.. then everyone would be home
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    Sing quite loudly; practice dance moves in the kitchen such as the moonwalk; try and juggle, because it really annoys my mum when I keep dropping the juggling ball things.
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    Erm................ watch t.v, make something. Sneak outside.
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    (Original post by MrMoonmunch)
    how?! teach me!!
    Or if your TV has a VGA port(like mine) just use a VGA cable (you probably already have one so don't need to buy one!
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    (Original post by Gabbycat_Almighty)
    Lol I do that, I can usually only have one headphone in though as I'm paranoid that I wouldn't be able to hear someone walk in unexpectedly if I had both of them in :/
    lol i dont usually watch it with headphones because I have an hour between me getting home and everyone else getting home so mood or not its my only chance
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    (Original post by cellophane11)
    It's happened a few times.
    The man across the road often stands staring out of the window...
    now I know your lying lol
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    (Original post by i.am.lost)
    I hook up my laptop to the big screen TV and watch porn :ninja:

    Because nothing compares to a pair of boobs bouncing up and down on an HDTV :perv:
    Yup
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    (Original post by Crazy Paving)
    Masturbate, take a dump with the door open, play music loudly, whilst respecting neighbours, chill, eat, play games.
    why would you do that?
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    (Original post by Gabbycat_Almighty)
    Pretty sure they have porn for that :P
    A new tab is being opened on my browser as I speak. :cool:
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    (Original post by DOA)
    now I know your lying lol
    Nooope. It's the truth.
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    Step 1: Enter the living room.

    Step 2: Connect my laptop to the 50 inch Samsung plasma tv.

    Step 3: Get a box of tissues.

    Step 4: Take all my clothes off.

    Step 5: Go on any porn website and select a film.

    Step 6: Press play.

    Step 7: Vigourously masturbate.

    Step 8: Clean up.

    Step 9: Disconnect everything, change everything back to normal and go back to my bedroom.

    I suppose this is what some people might do, to be honest it doesn't make a difference to me if I am alone or not. If I have to do something, I will do it. We are not all dirty minded people like you OP. :P
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    To be fair, my housemates are two of my best friends and we have all inevitably seen each other naked and in various states of undress, so theres not much difference between what I do when I'm home alone or when they're there
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    (Original post by DOA)
    why would you do that?
    It's just great having a poo when there's no one else around, there's peace and quiet and you don't have to worry about the smell spreading. It's nice to see all that open space. :yep:
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      (Original post by Rich_183)
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      oioi sig mate !! :sexface:
     
     
     
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