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    "U ALL LOOK GOOD ON PAPER, BUT SO DOES FISH &CHIPS" - Alan Sugar
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    (Original post by yahyahyahs)
    It has to be Stuart's "I'm not a one-trick pony... I have a whole field of ponies" speech.
    haha it was something ridiculous like "I'm not a one trick pony or a 10 trick pony...I have a whole field of ponies... AND THEY'RE ALL RUNNING TOWARDS YOU"
    haha lmfao

    why the neg?
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    Sir Alan: ' Is this a message I'm getting from above telling me that you are a loser?'

    Chris Bates: 'Im not a loser, at the end of the day - well obviously I am a loser in terms of the numbers you have - but...'

    Talk about sticking your foot in your mouth :mmm:
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    (Original post by gunit123)
    "U ALL LOOK GOOD ON PAPER, BUT SO DOES FISH &CHIPS" - Alan Sugar
    *Nick Hewer
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    I also love when you see Chris Bates dancing to that Bollywood DVD thing.
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    When Lord Sugar said to Liz: You take so much on board you're like a container ship.

    And when he said to the girls: this team has a catchphrase of holding your hands up or taking things on board.

    Somebody also said: Get a fire extinguisher and put me out!

    And something about getting knocked down by a number 6 bus tomorrow....
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    So she can...as an octopus...grope her husband (Hewer, 2010)
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    Interviewer: You are not a brand. You're not a brand.
    Stuart: I think I might be.

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    The fish one is the best by far!
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    spooooon, spooooon, give me a spoooooon!
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    Ha they were all hilarious..

    (Original post by TheSownRose)
    I liked Chris's, "Oi Stuart, **** off" - just loved the way it was so direct, and the monotone made it even better. It could have been something you say at funeral, not in the middle of an argument. :lol:
    :rofl:

    (Original post by Pisces94)
    My first word wasn't mummy, it was money.

    And something about a apple pie - orange?
    'If i was an apple pie, the apples would be orange'


    Lord Sugar:
    'You’re full of jokes, have you opened your Christmas crackers early'

    and 'You see the building that looks like a Gherkin. It’s called a Gherkin'
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    Chris Bates in the final: 'I think its pretty much out of the question having somebody going in and putting their lips around the crown jewels'. :mmm:

    So many hilarious things said on The Apprentice this year. :yep:
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    "Sixteen bloody bread rolls out of a thousand? ...That building’s full of customers, what do I say?"


    ..."Go on the Atkins diet?"
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    (Original post by When will I know?)
    Ha they were all hilarious..



    :rofl:



    'If i was an apple pie, the apples would be orange'


    Lord Sugar:
    'You’re full of jokes, have you opened your Christmas crackers early'

    and 'You see the building that looks like a Gherkin. It’s called a Gherkin'
    '..because it looks like a Gherkin'
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    something along the lines of - 'the titanic was one of the most successful films of all time, but it wasn't a good advertisement for cruise ships' by alan sugar.
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    (Original post by When will I know?)
    Ha they were all hilarious..



    :rofl:



    'If i was an apple pie, the apples would be orange'


    Lord Sugar:
    'You’re full of jokes, have you opened your Christmas crackers early'

    and 'You see the building that looks like a Gherkin. It’s called a Gherkin'
    That was it! :lol:
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    Something about the octopus :P
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    At the Prism lab -
    Shibby: So you spit rather than swallow?
    It was so obvious he directed it at Liz, but frankly who can blame him?
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    "because at the moment I'm a big fish in a small pond"
    "You're not a big fish. You're not even a fish."

    "I'm not a cliche"

    Stuart :love:
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    'this is some dumbarse thing!' :rofl2: looool, cracks me up everytime i see that man

    ohh melissa :daydreaming:
 
 
 
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