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(Original post by CharlieBee_90)
****ing off to naked anime chicks =\= being sucked off.
I dont do that though do i.

Stupid cow
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But I want to **** their brains out.

However they sense I dislike them (loud sexist remarks and a tendency to treat them as an accumulation of bodyparts do me no favours you see..)

So basically, I have a plan.

There's this girl in my halls.... Let's call her Issy. The thing about Issy is that she's got very long legs, perfect, sensuous skin, very soft fingernails upon closer inspection.. She's always pleasant and laughs a lot, and never seems to get too offended by anything I say in her presence.. You see lately I have not been failing myself around her. Each time she sits next to me in the common room and tries talking to me I start perspiring in large quantities, especially in the groin area... I also seem to lose all eloquence, and my answers to her questions consist mainly of noises and shuffling in my chair.

She is driving me insane and I can't stop thinking about her. Every time I eat a piece of chicken I imagine biting into her sweet flesh, perhaps pleasuring her in between the limbs...

So here is my plan to retain some kind of sanity..

1. Tonight we are having a flat party - use that to get her drunk.
2. Slip a few legal pills into her drink
3. This will make her chatty, horny and excited
4. When she 'peaks' make sure we are alone and ask her to come to my room
5. Tie her up and orally pleasure her, if she lets me perhaps

Plan B :

Admire her from a distance and perhaps grope her tonight, or touch her breasts inconspicuously....

What do you think? Am I being too free in my actions? Could I be persecuted or perhaps disliked by her friends?

Thank you.
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(Original post by James4d)
You must be eating some damn nice chicken. Where do you get it from?
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You sound so much like a boy I met over Christmas, tell me do you go to Uni in Cornwall?
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:lolwut:
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Plan F: I like pickles
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These threads just get weirder. :facepalm2:
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(Original post by amuro)
I dont do that though do i.

Stupid cow
:rofl: sure, ok.

Banned again I see. :rofl:
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(Original post by Fandabidoze!)
Tinie Tempah might know her (if someone gets this, a virtual high-five goes out to you).
I want my high five

I was just listening to this. Think Eric'll know her too?
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You sir are a genius. I wish I could formulate such well thought through plans.
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(Original post by Melanie-v)
I want my high five

I was just listening to this. Think Eric'll know her too?
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Yeah, Issy's tight with Eric too. I wonder if Tinie's introduced her to Labrinth? Her and Lab could get a bit Frisky. :cool:
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That is the first time I physically lifted an eyebrow from a thread :lolwut:
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Tinie Tempah might know her
(Original post by Fandabidoze!)
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Yeah, Issy's tight with Eric too. I wonder if Tinie's introduced her to Labrinth? Her and Lab could get a bit Frisky. :cool:
http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0...here_super.jpg

Damn I got it too late, looks like I'm not wonderman :emo:
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OMG!!!!!!!
What is wrong with you
I think you should do nothing if you cant go up to her and isay "i have the hots for you"
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Guessing you get arrested or punched for doing that.

Seriously though that was sick.
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(Original post by The Cornerstone)
http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0...here_super.jpg

Damn I got it too late, looks like I'm not wonderman :emo:
Try not to Pass Out while drowning your sorrows. :ahee:
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What's funny, is that this attempt to be funny, is not funny.

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The fact that you even find this funny is extremely disturbing...
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you aint going to get anywhere
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