So.. did you carry on after he left?
Ive had a few 'scares'. Ya know, the ones where your in midflow and your mum walks in. And you think you just about managed to get your jeans fully on and the speakers off just in time. She probably knew though.
Why were you ******* in such an unsecure situation anyway.
Bathroom or Bed at least.
I know a friend, who was ******* with his headphones in and eyes closed. When he opened his eyes, there was a fresh cup of coffee next to him.
here's a question:
which is more embarrassing, your Dad catching you masterbating or you catching your Dad?
Omg that's nothing!! Me and about 10 of my mates were going to someone's Bday party, so we get on to a bus, and it was practically empty, so we decided to go upstairs. In the seat right near the stairs was this little kid (about 16) *******....
Just say 'Dad, the other day when you walked into my room, well, I wasn't masturbating, I was cleaning it, and it went off..'
These are one of those moments that are never spoken about again, but they are never forgotton either.
Wish I could have seen your face though, would have been a classic.
get even, next time he's doing the missis walk in and go ha!