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HearTheThunder
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So.. did you carry on after he left?
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just delete it from ur mind as u see him next morning....i bet he wont ask anything on it..its perfectly normal to do so...btb, be careful next time and dont let anybody see u again in the act..

note: why dont u use bathroom instead.or maybe lock the door? it deprives the pleasure if u need to look at the door every 30 seconds to see if someones there...:rolleyes:
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(Original post by HearTheThunder)
So.. did you carry on after he left?
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ROFL
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Ive had a few 'scares'. Ya know, the ones where your in midflow and your mum walks in. And you think you just about managed to get your jeans fully on and the speakers off just in time. She probably knew though.
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Why were you ******* in such an unsecure situation anyway.
Bathroom or Bed at least.
I know a friend, who was ******* with his headphones in and eyes closed. When he opened his eyes, there was a fresh cup of coffee next to him.
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Why were you ******* in such an unsecure situation anyway.
Bathroom or Bed at least.
I know a friend, who was ******* with his headphones in and eyes closed. When he opened his eyes, there was a fresh cup of coffee next to him.
:rofl: that's fantastic!

Quite odd that he told you too :p:
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here's a question:

which is more embarrassing, your Dad catching you masterbating or you catching your Dad?
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(Original post by HearTheThunder)
:rofl: that's fantastic!

Quite odd that he told you too :p:
^^ that was me, posted Ann by accident :confused:
He has a habit of explaining his situations with us. He got himself in one that involved having sex on a bunkbed, and getting concussion.
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(Original post by FadeToBlackout)
here's a question:

which is more embarrassing, your Dad catching you masterbating or you catching your Dad?
the first one I imagine would be more embarrassment.. whereas the latter would just be creepy and emotionally damaging :p:
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Omg that's nothing!! Me and about 10 of my mates were going to someone's Bday party, so we get on to a bus, and it was practically empty, so we decided to go upstairs. In the seat right near the stairs was this little kid (about 16) *******....
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Omg that's nothing!! Me and about 10 of my mates were going to someone's Bday party, so we get on to a bus, and it was practically empty, so we decided to go upstairs. In the seat right near the stairs was this little kid (about 16) *******....
Little kid <> 16 :p:
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(Original post by GεεRTHAN)
Good Morning Dad! What would you like for breakfast?
Scrambled eggs. you better wash your hands first though!
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Just say 'Dad, the other day when you walked into my room, well, I wasn't masturbating, I was cleaning it, and it went off..'
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Why were you ******* in such an unsecure situation anyway.
Bathroom or Bed at least.
I know a friend, who was ******* with his headphones in and eyes closed. When he opened his eyes, there was a fresh cup of coffee next to him.
everyone is a friend of a friend of that guy
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These are one of those moments that are never spoken about again, but they are never forgotton either.
Wish I could have seen your face though, would have been a classic.
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everyone is a friend of a friend of that guy
YES!!

So many people say they know someone who was in that situation. :rolleyes:
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this is gonna be awkward though
definately but there you go...youll get over it in the end
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Why were you ******* in such an unsecure situation anyway.
Bathroom or Bed at least.
I know a friend, who was ******* with his headphones in and eyes closed. When he opened his eyes, there was a fresh cup of coffee next to him.
urban myth, that or he's one popular, globe trotting dude :rolleyes:
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(Original post by PrincE MarkuS)
This reminds me of a song: "He caught me spanking it - Steven Lynch" funny song indeed lol
That song RULES! It's even funnier than the London Underground, but less catchy.
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get even, next time he's doing the missis walk in and go ha!
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