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    water? what do you do sit in the sink and wipe your ass with the flannel?
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    i think the japanese have got it right (someone mentioned them before)

    heated seat, jet of water with different power settings, and a front bum button for ladies

    best dumps i ever had were in japan lol

    the toilets have sensors to make sure you're sat down when the water squirts - they are easily fooled though, just make sure you don't stand RIGHT in front of the toilet. good way to get your hotel bathroom wet

    EDIT: my 800th post, and its about crap
    ah well, what did ya expect!
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    strange thread
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    sick thread

    i put a bit of water on toilet paper so toilet paper and water
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    At school, in one of the toilets there is hardly ever any toilet roll, so the girls (its a girls toilet) sometimes use the curtain!!!!!!!!!!!! Funny story about a visitor who wiped their hands on it because they couldnt see and it was dark...


    Edit: Just wasted my 1400 post
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    When I was a baby my mum used to bath me in the bidet!

    I don't think anyone used it for it's intended purpose though. We don't have a bidet anymore

    Though my aunts just got a new bathroom and there's a shower head thingy by the toilet instead :eek: (One assumes you pick it up and wash yourself over the toilet)
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    french people won't buy a house without a bidet apparently!
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    (Original post by hello_miffy)
    Even if you used water, wouldn't you have to wipe it off afterwards? Who wants a soggy backside?
    don't some toilets have that basin thing where u can wash your backside.
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    crisp £20 notes. No better way to use your loan
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    (Original post by WokSz)
    don't some toilets have that basin thing where u can wash your backside.
    Read above.
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    (Original post by rpotter)
    At school, in one of the toilets there is hardly ever any toilet roll, so the girls (its a girls toilet) sometimes use the curtain!!!!!!!!!!!! Funny story about a visitor who wiped their hands on it because they couldnt see and it was dark...


    Edit: Just wasted my 1400 post
    :eek:
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    All notions of using something other than paper are weird as ***** in my opinion. I don't wanna imagine using a bidet or anything else coz 1. I don't believe that they even work properly 2. I don't want water there at a time like that. No matter what, nothing is going to be as effective as paper. You have to use paper no matter what. Otherwise you are just taking a risk. Less likely to be clean if you just use water. This thread is too weird.
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    (Original post by rpotter)
    At school, in one of the toilets there is hardly ever any toilet roll, so the girls (its a girls toilet) sometimes use the curtain!!!!!!!!!!!! Funny story about a visitor who wiped their hands on it because they couldnt see and it was dark...


    Edit: Just wasted my 1400 post
    (Original post by vin)
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    You gotta be kiddin' me. What is a curtain doing there? How do you know about what happens in the girls' toilets?
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    (Original post by WokSz)
    don't some toilets have that basin thing where u can wash your backside.
    Basin thing? Isn't that the sink??? :confused:
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    Indians set aside a cup to use! Or....an empty milk glass bottle (yes, I have seen this). I prefer wet toilet paper - there we go, a comprimise
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    (Original post by DartsOfPleasure)
    Indians set aside a cup to use! Or....an empty milk glass bottle (yes, I have seen this). I prefer wet toilet paper - there we go, a comprimise
    :yy: Totally
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    (Original post by WokSz)
    don't some toilets have that basin thing where u can wash your backside.
    Bidet. There has already been a discussion on this.
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    (Original post by Axiom)
    I thought bidets are pretty rare nowadays?
    Most people just sit in the sink these days... :p:
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    (Original post by Wikipedia on bidets)
    In fact, the bidet makes an excellent baby bath
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    (Original post by fonzievision)
    This has been the source of several discussions between my friends and I.

    Which one is cleaner and provides a better wipe of one's backside? Exclusively water or exclusively toilet paper?
    You and your friends need to get out more.
 
 
 
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