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    (Original post by hedgemonkey)
    Dogs, cats, cows etc dont wipe their bums. They dump and go.

    Why should humans be different. There is no reason why humans should wipe after a dump. its against nature.
    Because then you smell like poo.
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    I now wipe while sitting down; recently I realised you can get a lot more by keeping the cheeks wide, which you can do easily while sitting down.
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    Sandpaper and bleach.

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    (Original post by Entangled)
    Sandpaper and bleach.
    Damn. Andrex have been doing it wrong this whole time.
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    (Original post by tehforum)
    Because then you smell like poo.
    There's nothing wrong about smelling like poop :huff:

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    (Original post by alexh42)
    I now wipe while sitting down; recently I realised you can get a lot more by keeping the cheeks wide, which you can do easily while sitting down.
    you used to stand and poo?

    what happens if you miss
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    (Original post by printergirl)
    you used to stand and poo?

    what happens if you miss
    Haha, no I was talking about how I wipe. I now wipe sitting down when I used to wipe standing up.
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    I always wiped up... but now I've started to wipe down.

    What's the norm?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrim0SDqZ2w

    Hope this helps
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    Always up. Why would you wipe down? That's just wiping everything in the direction of your delicate bits.
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    Which way is top and which way is bottom?

    Also, the more interesting question imo would be whether you put your hand between your legs or come in from the side. I've been told people do both.
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    Front to back. Also I hear it's more hygienic and lessens bacterial infection

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    with water in a clean manner.
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    You may all laugh at this joke, but I was abroad a couple of years ago and a friend said he had only just realised it was common to wipe from behind, he had always lifted up his balls and awkwardly reached round from the front, at that point I realised that perhaps I wasn't meant to wipe from the front either.
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    Bare hands bro. Bear Grylls style in the wilderness. Be one with nature.


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    (Original post by Humbert Humbert)
    Up from the bottom, down from the top. Round the lips of my hole skin, delicately and convexly.

    Rough, but then gentle.

    Satisfactory, but then bloody.

    Excessive, yet reassuring.

    Paper scrunched into vast balls. Never ending layers. A vast distance between hand and scat at all times.

    Blocked. It will drown you eventually.

    More coat hangers wasted than a makeshift abortion clinic.
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