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What way do you wipe your bum?

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I now wipe while sitting down; recently I realised you can get a lot more by keeping the cheeks wide, which you can do easily while sitting down.

Reply 41

Entangled

Sandpaper and bleach.

Original post by Entangled

Sandpaper and bleach.

Damn. Andrex have been doing it wrong this whole time.

(edited 11 years ago)

Reply 44

ipoop

Original post by tehforum

Because then you smell like poo.

There's nothing wrong about smelling like poop :huff:

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Reply 45

printergirl

Original post by alexh42

I now wipe while sitting down; recently I realised you can get a lot more by keeping the cheeks wide, which you can do easily while sitting down.

you used to stand and poo?

what happens if you miss

Reply 46

alexh42

Original post by printergirl

you used to stand and poo?

what happens if you miss

Haha, no I was talking about how I wipe. I now wipe sitting down when I used to wipe standing up.

Reply 47

Koshkaquoibonis

Original post by Anonymous

I always wiped up... but now I've started to wipe down.

What's the norm?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrim0SDqZ2w

Hope this helps :smile:

(edited 11 years ago)

Reply 48

Kazbian

Always up. Why would you wipe down? That's just wiping everything in the direction of your delicate bits.

Reply 49

danny111

Which way is top and which way is bottom?

Also, the more interesting question imo would be whether you put your hand between your legs or come in from the side. I've been told people do both.

Reply 50

minifridge

Front to back. Also I hear it's more hygienic and lessens bacterial infection :smile:

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with water in a clean manner.

Reply 53

dotty_but_good

You may all laugh at this joke, but I was abroad a couple of years ago and a friend said he had only just realised it was common to wipe from behind, he had always lifted up his balls and awkwardly reached round from the front, at that point I realised that perhaps I wasn't meant to wipe from the front either.

Reply 54

fuzzybug37

Bare hands bro. Bear Grylls style in the wilderness. Be one with nature.

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Original post by Humbert Humbert

Up from the bottom, down from the top. Round the lips of my hole skin, delicately and convexly.

Rough, but then gentle.

Satisfactory, but then bloody.

Excessive, yet reassuring.

Paper scrunched into vast balls. Never ending layers. A vast distance between hand and scat at all times.

Blocked. It will drown you eventually.

More coat hangers wasted than a makeshift abortion clinic.