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Essex school bans triangular flapjacks after injury watch

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    (Original post by joey11223)
    Those fools! A square is two triangles fused as one even more powerful shape! Now with four corners, a potential accuracy increase of 25%!
    That would be an increase of 33% wouldn't it?
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    Given their unhealthy list of ingredients, flapjacks are probably most dangerous when they hit someone in the mouth
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    Don't forget to tie pupils' hands because you can harm someone else by just poking their eye with your finger.
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    (Original post by Ronove)
    That would be an increase of 33% wouldn't it?
    ah suppose it would be haha! I didn't think that through. So it's 8% more dangerous!
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    Health and safety's just got way out of hand in this country!
 
 
 
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