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    Not sure... but imagine her doing the ASDA price bum slap..
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    (Original post by Gummibaerchen)
    Apparently she carries a "crisp £5 note" :rolleyes: Bless.
    I thought you meant she carried a fiver around to buy crisps with.
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    There was a suggestion once that the Queen likes Tesco's Finest Christmas Pudding. That's all I know!
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    (Original post by LeonVII)
    I very much doubt it...she gets her food privately prepared. That's bad in a way, because I dont think she can just wander over to the fridge and open it 10 times within 2 minutes looking for a snack
    Ah, the royal mini-fridge. The monarch's secret shame.
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    (Original post by Gnome :))
    Britvic (the people who make Pepsi) and Heinz both have Royal Warrants, so who knows
    Hmm, maybe...

    There needs to be a BBC documentary on this!
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    (Original post by ForensicShoe)
    I see what you did there :ahee:
    Did ye aye?
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    (Original post by Elm Tree)
    What's more interesting is whether the Queen takes a dump.

    And if she does, does she wipe her own bottom?
    LMFAO!!!!!!
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    (Original post by LeonVII)
    I very much doubt it...she gets her food privately prepared. That's bad in a way, because I dont think she can just wander over to the fridge and open it 10 times within 2 minutes looking for a snack
    You wouldn't have the urge if everything is laid on. Don't forget, she is supplied every day with a cooked breakfast, a dinner, an afternoon tea and a tea. She has her favourites and the cooks just make sure to supply her with those.
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    I'd love to see the Queen shopping in Lidl
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    No, you ****ing pleb.
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    (Original post by Elm Tree)
    What's more interesting is whether the Queen takes a dump.

    And if she does, does she wipe her own bottom?

    (Original post by reneetaylor)
    She definitely has to defecate as she eats all of that organic food, but whether she wipes her own bottom is interesting...

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    Do you mean the 'Groom of the Stool'?

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Groom_of_the_Stool

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=va4vYnjqjfg

    Go to 2:20
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    I would be fairly sure she stopped shopping at Harrods around 1998 given the Duke of Edinburgh's criticism from Mr Al-Fayed.
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    Its a class based system, she doesn't associate herself with the peasants. Were merely her objects.
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    If she did shop anywhere it would probably just be Harrods and they would close the store for her.

    If she shopped anywhere like Lidl it would basically be saying to other countries that Great Britain is broke lol.
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    (Original post by rjm101)
    If she did shop anywhere it would probably just be Harrods and they would close the store for her.
    It really wouldn't be Harrods, given the events of '97/98!
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    i reckon she heads off to ikea just before it opens to munch down on those meatballs
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    (Original post by Albino)
    i reckon she heads off to ikea just before it opens to munch down on those meatballs
    Then to Argos to stock up on pens
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    Fortnum & Mason isn't it?
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    (Original post by MelissaJayne)
    Then to Argos to stock up on pens
    I can imagine it now, like a thief in the night.

    "Hurry up Philip, those pricks won't know what hit em"
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    (Original post by SpiggyTopes)
    Do you mean the 'Groom of the Stool'?

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Groom_of_the_Stool

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=va4vYnjqjfg

    Go to 2:20
    Aha nice one!!!
 
 
 
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