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Would You Rather Be Gay, Morbidly Obese, Blind or 3 ft 2? watch

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    Gay.
    76.19%
    Morbidly obese.
    16.33%
    Blind.
    0.68%
    3 ft 2.
    6.80%

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    Well this is an easy one,

    Morbidly obese

    > Start lifting & Dieting
    > Making all kinds of gainzz
    > Surgery to remove excess skin


    Reminds me of this:

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    (Original post by the bear)
    The thread title says "3 feet 12".... ermmm isn't that 4 feet ?
    Yes, it is. I deliberately put "3 ft 12" to confuse you.

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    Gay. Why would I want a disability or severe health problems when I can live a healthy life with the love of my life, who cares what gender they are.


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    If you were gay you wouldnt see it as nearly as much of a problem compared to being blind
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    A fatty, atleast thats changeable...
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    (Original post by the bear)
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    Actually that was my mistake in the title - the options clearly shows 3 ft 2, both the option in the post and the option in the poll.
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    (Original post by HumanSupremacist)
    Because you're already gay
    So, I choose to be more gay I don't see cheating anywhere
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    This is an awkward thread. And not particularly nice to people in those groups.
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    (Original post by anonymouspie227)
    This is an awkward thread. And not particularly nice to people in those groups.
    87 members managed to vote - clearly the "awkwardness" wasn't too much for them... :dontknow:
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    (Original post by Norton1)
    I'm not even sure I'm most offended by gay being thrown in there casually as one of the options; heaven save the poor ****ers that are blind or short as we discuss how little we want to be them.
    If they're blind they won't be reading this, and there's barely anyone who's 3 foot 2...
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    Gay - Considering the amount of gay men that have responded to my straight add on Craigslist i think it's a real shame i'm not gay, i'd get laid all the time

    Obese - Well I've from from very underweight to Obese in 5 years (a 144lb rise) and i can tell you that when i was receding but skinny i got plenty, fat and receding seems to be a lethal combination

    Blind - I'm not sure how i could live with such a disability.

    Dwarf - Being 6'4 i can think of nothing worse than being a midget, being tall is great if only for the sexual innuendos you can make "Your massive""So I've being told "

    I picked gay although i do love myself.
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    (Original post by HumanSupremacist)
    87 members managed to vote - clearly the "awkwardness" wasn't too much for them... :dontknow:
    Well, not everyone is going to see it like I do, human supremacist.
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    Gay. Don't you know that's the trend nowadays? Hahah, or bisexual
    ;-)

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    I chose gay, although I don't get on with girls in general as it is...let alone if I were to be a lesbian :/

    But I'd rather be gay than have something that could make me less physically able than others to do everyday tasks (as the other 3 options imply)....
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    (Original post by milkytea)
    Gay. There are lots of reasons to say why, but one of the most significant is that choosing any other option would render me incapable of playing football.
    Have you ever seen a gay kick a ball!? :P
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    Gay by a country mile
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    (Original post by therisenmitten)
    Sounds like hard work

    Also you'd still have half your bodyweight in skin
    Not necessarily. I lost 10 stone and have no excess skin at all.

    I would also choose morbidly obese, because been there, done that, know I can get out of it.
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    (Original post by Dmon1Unlimited)
    how tall are you out of curiosity?

    ive seen some girls post their height on here and there are quite a few shorties. 3ft 12 (4 feet) wouldnt be too far away from them
    I'm 5ft 4 haha, 3ft 12 sounds small though
 
 
 
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