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    I know this is a troll, but I am still laughing at Arsenalfan huge font size joke, what a legend. Made my night.
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    (Original post by Rybee)
    Wiping is overrated IMO.
    Marmite demon! :lolwut:
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    Could TSR get any weirder... :shock:
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    (Original post by arsenalfan)
    ummm...
    What's wrong with you??!
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    I put the roll on the floor and kick it so it rolls out a few yards of paper, then I get down, put my arse on it and drag myself along with my forelimbs like a dog
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    i do the istinja
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    Right.


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    (Original post by hasan4life)
    i do the istinja
    The one thing I always found kind of funny about istinja is the first time I looked it up it talked about a diametre the size of a Dirham and that if the poop isn't any further than that from your hole you don't have to wash? I could be remembering wrong, just made me chortle first time I read it.
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    (Original post by Steevee)
    The one thing I always found kind of funny about istinja is the first time I looked it up it talked about a diametre the size of a Dirham and that if the poop isn't any further than that from your hole you don't have to wash? I could be remembering wrong, just made me chortle first time I read it.
    loool, nah everytime u go toilet u have to do it lol
 
 
 
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