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    how to tell when a pineapple is ripe
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    (Original post by James A)
    How to chat up a girl

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    Step 1: Make sure your wearing nice clothes and you breath doesnt smell
    Step 2: Make eye contact so you can see if they are interested in you keep eye contact while approaching them.
    Step 3: Introduce yourself
    Sometimes you might need to ask for directions and stuff to make it less awkward and start a conversation from there.
    This worked for me so far only 2 rejections out of 21.
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    (Original post by LAZYABDI)
    Indeed saw two lesbians on the tram kissing instant boner . I wanted to join them and **** them till they drop.
    You clearly haven't formed a friendship with many lesbians :mmm: they would beat the shut out of you before you could even touch a single hair :mmm:

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    (Original post by TheWorldEndsWithMe)
    how to tell when a pineapple is ripe

    Pretty simple, if you can pull one of the long leaves from the top with relative ease, then the pineapple is ripe.

    (Original post by LAZYABDI)
    Step 1: Make sure your wearing nice clothes and you breath doesnt smell
    Step 2: Make eye contact so you can see if they are interested in you keep eye contact while approaching them.
    Step 3: Introduce yourself
    Sometimes you might need to ask for directions and stuff to make it less awkward and start a conversation from there.
    This worked for me so far only 2 rejections out of 21.
    hehe I was kidding about chatting up girls, I haven't been able to do it recently but I enjoyed the convos when I was at some house parties
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    (Original post by ipoop)
    You clearly haven't formed a friendship with many lesbians :mmm: they would beat the shut out of you before you could even touch a single hair :mmm:

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    I am sure they would be fine with it I will slap the crap out of her and she will realise she was in the wrong. I do know some lesbians that make exceptions so i will **** the crap out of them
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    (Original post by James A)
    Pretty simple, if you can pull one of the long leaves from the top with relative ease, then the pineapple is ripe.



    hehe I was kidding about chatting up girls, I haven't been able to do it recently but I enjoyed the convos when I was at some house parties
    Did you get all hubbly bubbly afterwards
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    (Original post by LAZYABDI)
    Did you get all hubbly bubbly afterwards
    There was this one girl I got speaking to, definitely attractive, but then I made such a silly mistake by asking if she was interested on going on a date, terrible terrible move, she told me in a jokingly way that she already had a boyfriend, so it was simply a facepalm moment :facepalm2: . I was well pissed off but we're good friends now :awesome:
 
 
 
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