If I wanted to celebrate the birth of yet another human parasite, I'd nip to the nearest council estate.
This had better not interrupt my TV programming for the day.
Everyday when I wake up, I turn the news on soI can catch up with whats been happening. I have not been able to watch any actual news today because its just a man sat outside a private hospital speculating about the name of the future baby of a pair of over-privileged ****s. Very annoying.
Hopefully it never gets to be a king/queen as the monarchy will have been sequestered by then to history; where it belongs.
looks like i'll share a birthday with the baby, i'm not looking forward to the exaggerated celebrations the northern ireland unionists will have in store though, i'll not be celebrating, it's just cementing the idea that the baby is better than other babies.