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Male or female panda?
And depends on how mean I'm allowed to be for coming up with a rhyme for your name
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Male or female panda?
And depends on how harsh I'm allowed to be for coming up with a rhyme for your name
You wanna make a terrible rhyme, don't you? :coma:
But no limits - not saying I will like it though if it's something nasty!
Hmm let me see, male panda Don't know why
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You wanna make a terrible rhyme, don't you? :coma:
But no limits - not saying I will like it though if it's something nasty!
Hmm let me see, male panda Don't know why
You did take a bit of a liking to the panda on that slide...
Give me a few minutes to come up with something for you
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You did take a bit of a liking to the panda on that slide...
Give me a few minutes to come up with something for you
The panda on the slide was clearly a lady with a big L
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The panda on the slide was clearly a lady with a big L
Was it!?

I began inspecting it closely and then realised what I was doing...
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Was it!?

I began inspecting it closely and then realised what I was doing...
Ma God - you!! :K:
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Ma God - you!! :K:
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Haha, I loved it really...
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Haha, I loved it really...
Of course you would have!
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Of course you would have!
Getting to know me too well I assure you, with our panda, I shall refrain myself.
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Getting to know me too well I assure you, with our panda, I shall refrain myself.
Good news, otherwise I'd have to step in with a punch
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Good news, otherwise I'd have to step in with a punch
Thank goodness I'm sidestepping that bullet then
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Slow metabolism
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Well, there's me :creep:
they are bears, at the end of the day they could still kick the **** out of you, if you wernt armed. the point tho is, they don't have to use their bear fighting skills because they have no predators and they don't hunt. they could hunt wolves and buffalo, like their black and brown bear cousins, but choose not to
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Unless you're a panda - it should be. They are dying out cause they are not reproducing enough.
True but humans seem to be reproducing too much...
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Pandas are idiots, they have the digestive system of a carnivore and so can't digest bamboo properly but that's all they want to eat, it get's so little energy from eating bamboo that it has to spend practically all it's time awake eating bamboo to survive, and because they can't get fat from bamboo they can't hibernate either. Obviously pandas aren't cut out for chasing prey around so in the wild I can understand why they'd have to resort to bamboo, but in captivity if given the choice between bamboo or meat they still pick the bamboo! If they started eating food that they could digest properly they might have time to do other things like reproduce.
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They just can't bear it when things get too hectic, they're also easily bamboozled so they prefer to live a simple life of solitude.. hur hur :laugh:
Awesome play with words
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Why are rabbits so cute?
There are hundreds of questions about the animal kingdom
I just laughed at loud out this :rofl:
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what do you get when a black bear mates with a polar bear?
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what do you get when a black bear mates with a polar bear?
Mulatto bear
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Mulatto bear
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