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    Not really a comeback but

    Student: (bangs calculator on desk)
    Teacher: stop that . How would you like it someone banged you like that?
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    One of my economics teachers was Mr Gray.
    He referred to something as neither black or white.
    I piped up "it's grey"

    He responded that he thought someone would say that, and he thought it would be me.

    I never achieved much with the subject.
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    (Original post by CrawfordRolex)
    I had teachers that taught me at home as well as at the private school I attended.
    Why don't you just **** off? No one finds you remotely funny.
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    (Original post by Viva Emptiness)
    Why don't you just **** off? No one finds you remotely funny.
    I am not trying to amuse anyone. If I was I would allow one of my entertainers to post for me.
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    Being in Wales, our Chemistry teacher wanted us to be bi-lingual when doing the register.

    One of the boys went "Guten Tag!"..

    She was not amused.
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    (Original post by CrawfordRolex)
    I am not trying to amuse anyone. If I was I would allow one of my entertainers to post for me.
    Is your tiny, privately educated brain not developed enough to make a funny?
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    (Original post by Silver Arrows)
    Is your tiny, privately educated brain not developed enough to make a funny?
    Your type probably wouldn't understand and appreciate my wit.
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    (Original post by CrawfordRolex)
    Your type probably wouldn't understand and appreciate my wit.
    Calm down a bit guys
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    Me "sir! can I go to the toilet please?"

    Teacher "why?"

    Me " oh ugh... I don't know... To slay a ****ing dragon.... Maybe?"

    Teacher "that's not what your mom said last night..."

    Yes I did indeed get anal penetrated by a teacher...
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    HAHHA
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    I forgot my maths jotter at home so it went like this
    ME- I forgot my maths jotter at home
    TEACHER- And whats it doing there?
    ME- Having more fun than me
 
 
 
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