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    (Original post by Autistic Merit)
    wet dreams mate
    They happen infrequently, my sack would be in agony
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    (Original post by bertstare)
    So you don't bust via sex either? Do your nuts not hurt like a *****?
    Unfortunately I don't have many offers for sex at the moment.

    My balls feel fine
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    (Original post by bertstare)
    They happen infrequently, my sack would be in agony
    Same. I honestly don't think my genitals could hang any lower.
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    (Original post by Solivagant)
    Unfortunately I don't have many offers for sex at the moment.

    My balls feel fine
    If this is the case, and you don't get nocturnal emissions, then I feel sorry for the first boy/girl you end up ejaculating inside.
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    (Original post by Autistic Merit)
    If this is the case, and you don't get nocturnal emissions, then I feel sorry for the first boy/girl you end up ejaculating inside.
    I do get nocturnal emissions. I said that a page or so ago. It's just not that common. Every once in a while.

    Why, what would happen?
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    (Original post by Solivagant)
    Robbie. You do realise I was messing with you in those messages because she told me you guys were pretending? Even ask her. I believe your jimmies have been rustled.
    Cute, trying to justify your naivety

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    (Original post by Precious Illusions)
    Well she should because she is bloody gorgeous.
    so you're sayimg you would go 2nd base with her?
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    (Original post by Autistic Merit)
    If this is the case, and you don't get nocturnal emissions, then I feel sorry for the first boy/girl you end up ejaculating inside.
    I laughed a lot more than I should at that!
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    (Original post by matchdayH)
    so you're sayimg you would go 2nd base with her?
    wot
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    (Original post by Solivagant)
    I do get nocturnal emissions. I said that a page or so ago. It's just not that common. Every once in a while.

    Why, what would happen?
    It would be very painful for them.
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    (Original post by Precious Illusions)
    Get this man some lotion and kleenex. STAT.
    I think he'd much prefer it if you gave him a helping hand
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    Fapping?
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    (Original post by Robbie242)
    Cute, trying to justify your naivety

    Hmm...

    Maybe you should just ask her?

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    I think it's just a subconscious expectation that a boy has masturbated at least once before, I guess because they're perceived to be constantly horny lol
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    (Original post by Autistic Merit)
    It would be very painful for them.
    How come?

    I'm not really an expert on sex sorry
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    (Original post by keromedic)
    Fapping?
    :yep:
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    (Original post by Solivagant)
    I was talking to a girl earlier, and she thought it was really weird that I've never masturbated. I'm nearly 18, is it really odd? It can't just be me :erm:
    I was under the impression that you were as old as the man in your avatar for some reason.
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    (Original post by Solivagant)
    How come?

    I'm not really an expert on sex sorry
    It would be overwhelming like

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    (Original post by Solivagant)
    :yep:
    What is it? :innocent:
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    (Original post by Changing Skies)
    Pretending? Nuh uh

    :rofl:
    He told me on a thread that you two were. I'm confused as to who's bluffing or double bluffing who now :lol:
 
 
 
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