Hey there! Sign in to join this conversationNew here? Join for free
x Turn on thread page Beta

What's the best way to hide a dead body? watch

Announcements
    Offline

    16
    ReputationRep:
    (Original post by Tom_green_day)
    Don't hide it, destroy it. Put it in a meat dicer or burn it. I hear there was a murderer who put his victims in a vat of acid. That could work too, but it's a bit gory.
    Wasn't that a criminal minds episode?

    Posted from TSR Mobile
    • Thread Starter
    Offline

    3
    ReputationRep:
    (Original post by EatAndRevise)
    Step 1: Chop the body up into reasonably sized pieces.
    Step 2: Put said pieces into a barrel full of hydrofluoric acid.
    Step 3: Wait until the pieces have melted.
    Step 4: Close the barrel by locking it.
    Step 5: Either bury the barrel underground in a desert, or dispose of the liquid contained inside of the barrel.
    Could still get caught.

    1) Where would a normal person get so much acid? Buying a large amount can lead investigators to you.
    2) Driving to a desert especially if you live far from one will make you a prime suspect when investigations begin. They'll find sand particles in your tyres.

    You'll get caught on a wim.

    Posted from TSR Mobile
    • Thread Starter
    Offline

    3
    ReputationRep:
    (Original post by Ggmu!)
    He worked for a Mexican cartel and used caustic soda to dissolve bodies.

    Posted from TSR Mobile
    That's cause they probably had access to that sort of stuff. Normal people won't and buying large amounts will lead detectives to you.

    Posted from TSR Mobile
    Offline

    0
    ReputationRep:
    (Original post by Arieisit)
    That's cause they probably had access to that sort of stuff. Normal people won't and buying large amounts will lead detectives to you.

    Posted from TSR Mobile
    Lol ok I was just saying what the guy did, wasn't a suggestion...

    Posted from TSR Mobile
    Offline

    18
    ReputationRep:
    Dexter style. Get a boat, weigh the body down and than throw the body into the gulf stream.
    Offline

    16
    ReputationRep:
    (Original post by Arieisit)
    Could still get caught.

    1) Where would a normal person get so much acid? Buying a large amount can lead investigators to you.
    2) Driving to a desert especially if you live far from one will make you a prime suspect when investigations begin. They'll find sand particles in your tyres.

    You'll get caught on a wim.

    Posted from TSR Mobile
    Finding acid is the main significant problem with my plan But one could be patient and buy the acid over a long period of time, but then there is a problem with the body decomposing.

    Driving to a desert is not terribly suspicous, there are a few ways which this could be done without causing suspicion. Varying factors will play into it of course i.e. GPS on the car would give away the fact that one has been into the middle of the desert. The tyres can easily be cleaned.
    Offline

    13
    ReputationRep:
    (Original post by Arieisit)
    Breaking into places will likely make evidence lead back to you. I'd recommend doing something discrete.

    I'm being hypothetical here as well.

    Posted from TSR Mobile
    I'm guessing you don't know who Pat Bateman is then?
    He's the narrator from American Psycho. His victims are homeless people on the street, or prostitutes who he takes back to his apartment first.
    Offline

    13
    ReputationRep:
    (Original post by ToLiveInADream)
    Wasn't that a criminal minds episode?

    Posted from TSR Mobile
    (Original post by Ggmu!)
    He worked for a Mexican cartel and used caustic soda to dissolve bodies.

    Posted from TSR Mobile
    I've heard it was a dude in Victorian Britain. He used to collect the teeth.
    • Thread Starter
    Offline

    3
    ReputationRep:
    (Original post by College_Dropout)
    Dexter style. Get a boat, weigh the body down and than throw the body into the gulf stream.
    Renting or buying a boat will leave a trail that can eventually lead back to you.

    Do any of you even watch Law and Order? SVU in particular.

    Posted from TSR Mobile
    • Thread Starter
    Offline

    3
    ReputationRep:
    (Original post by EatAndRevise)
    Finding acid is the main significant problem with my plan But one could be patient and buy the acid over a long period of time, but then there is a problem with the body decomposing.

    Driving to a desert is not terribly suspicous, there are a few ways which this could be done without causing suspicion. Varying factors will play into it of course i.e. GPS on the car would give away the fact that one has been into the middle of the desert. The tyres can easily be cleaned.
    Not as easily as you think. If you drove on the beach you'll know what I mean.

    Posted from TSR Mobile
    • Thread Starter
    Offline

    3
    ReputationRep:
    (Original post by Tom_green_day)
    I'm guessing you don't know who Pat Bateman is then?
    He's the narrator from American Psycho. His victims are homeless people on the street, or prostitutes who he takes back to his apartment first.
    I don't, but who'd want to kill them? I'm not a pyscopath

    Posted from TSR Mobile
    Offline

    18
    ReputationRep:
    (Original post by Arieisit)
    Renting or buying a boat will leave a trail that can eventually lead back to you.

    Do any of you even watch Law and Order? SVU in particular.

    Posted from TSR Mobile
    Nothing will trail back to me, the body will be thousands of miles away.
    Offline

    13
    ReputationRep:
    Buy a bunch of pigs and have them imported into the country, chop up the body into tiny bits(and shave it) flush the hair down the toilet and feed the body to the pigs, they will eat it bones and all, then have the pigs shipped out of the country, somewhere like Africa or Eastern Europe would do nicely to be slaughtered.
    Offline

    0
    ReputationRep:
    I never really understood why murderers would bury their victims or chuck them in the sea. Why don't they burn them instead? That way they'll never find the body. Innit

    Posted from TSR Mobile
    • Thread Starter
    Offline

    3
    ReputationRep:
    (Original post by College_Dropout)
    Nothing will trail back to me, the body will be thousands of miles away.

    They wouldn't, providing that they never find the body. If they do, someone would say they saw you acting suspicious dragging some large undisclosed object into the boat. They'll question the person who sold/rented you the boat, find a motive and then you're incarcerated.

    (Original post by Three Mile Sprint)
    Buy a bunch of pigs and have them imported into the country, chop up the body into tiny bits(and shave it) flush the hair down the toilet and feed the body to the pigs, they will eat it bones and all, then have the pigs shipped out of the country, somewhere like Africa or Eastern Europe would do nicely to be slaughtered.
    Not bad idea. Unless you don't have the money to do that or didn't plan ahead.

    (Original post by QuantumSuicide)
    I never really understood why murderers would bury their victims or chuck them in the sea. Why don't they burn them instead? That way they'll never find the body. Innit

    Posted from TSR Mobile
    Do you think you can set a big fire like that without someone seeing it? The temperatures would have to be extremely higly to melt bones. You can still get caught.


    Posted from TSR Mobile
    Offline

    13
    ReputationRep:
    (Original post by Arieisit)
    Not bad idea. Unless you don't have the money to do that or didn't plan ahead.
    Posted from TSR Mobile
    Thanks, my Sergeant taught us all that one while I was in training for the Military Police...all credit to him.
    • Thread Starter
    Offline

    3
    ReputationRep:
    (Original post by Three Mile Sprint)
    Thanks, my Sergeant taught us all that one while I was in training for the Military Police...all credit to him.
    Yeah but the biggest problem is that most murders aren't planned months in advance. Could still get caught from residual DNA imo,

    Posted from TSR Mobile
    Offline

    0
    ReputationRep:
    (Original post by Arieisit)
    They wouldn't, providing that they never find the body. If they do, someone would say they saw you acting suspicious dragging some large undisclosed object into the boat. They'll question the person who sold/rented you the boat, find a motive and then you're incarcerated.



    Not bad idea. Unless you don't have the money to do that or didn't plan ahead.



    Do you think you can set a big fire like that without someone seeing it? The temperatures would have to be extremely higly to melt bones. You can still get caught.


    Posted from TSR Mobile
    Of course they can. Just head over to some woody, remote area in the countryside at night and set it on fire. Brap brap. Perhaps use a sledgehammer to break the bones into tiny pieces and eat them or somethin

    Posted from TSR Mobile
    • Thread Starter
    Offline

    3
    ReputationRep:
    (Original post by QuantumSuicide)
    Of course they can. Just head over to some woody, remote area in the countryside at night and set it on fire. Brap brap. Perhaps use a sledgehammer to break the bones into tiny pieces and eat them or somethin

    Posted from TSR Mobile
    Eat the bones? Who are you going to remove the bones without burning? If you go there after the fire, you would be likely caught.

    Posted from TSR Mobile
    Offline

    13
    ReputationRep:
    (Original post by Arieisit)
    Yeah but the biggest problem is that most murders aren't planned months in advance. Could still get caught from residual DNA imo,

    Posted from TSR Mobile
    You can always get caught, the game is just reducing the chance to a level you think is acceptable.
 
 
 
Poll
Do you agree with the proposed ban on plastic straws and cotton buds?
Useful resources
AtCTs

Ask the Community Team

Got a question about the site content or our moderation? Ask here.

Welcome Lounge

Welcome Lounge

We're a friendly bunch. Post here if you're new to TSR.

Groups associated with this forum:

View associated groups

The Student Room, Get Revising and Marked by Teachers are trading names of The Student Room Group Ltd.

Register Number: 04666380 (England and Wales), VAT No. 806 8067 22 Registered Office: International House, Queens Road, Brighton, BN1 3XE

Write a reply...
Reply
Hide
Reputation gems: You get these gems as you gain rep from other members for making good contributions and giving helpful advice.