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    (Original post by Lightwave)
    Fart on the sly, then immediately point out that the room smells and proceed to blame the nearest person.

    By immediately adopting the role of accuser, you remove yourself from the list of possible culprits.
    The one who smelt it dealt it?

    Inb4 the one who did the rhyme did the crime

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    (Original post by marinajelly)
    The one who smelt it dealt it?

    Inb4 the one who did the rhyme did the crime

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    In that scenario I would look at anybody accusing me with outright disgust that they would think I could ever do such a thing.

    Then I'd look them in the eye with an intense stare and say

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    The one who did the rhyme, did the crime!
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    Trap it in your lunchbox and unleash it on an unsuspecting victim.

    For bonus points, do the above before lunch.

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    You lot are boring. I used to tell everyone to be quiet and then do it as loud as I could. They were the good old days.
 
 
 
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