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InnerTemple
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Maybe female ejaculation is there because of the whole water sports thing being banned too?
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I agree with some of them, but spanking? Female ejaculation?
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Last time i tried it got stuck so i welcome these changes in policy.
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(Original post by InnerTemple)
Maybe female ejaculation is there because of the whole water sports thing being banned too?
The maybe they should ban male facial ejaculation too, you know in case the woman drowns. :facepalm:
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The maybe they should ban male facial ejaculation too, you know in case the woman drowns. :facepalm:
And sex in adventurous positions. Lest we have strained muscles.
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And sex in adventurous positions. Lest we have strained muscles.
Do you know what let's just ban sex all together in case the women get pregnant and die during child birth. :rolleyes:
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Penetration by any object "associated with violence"
What precisely does this mean? It could potentially refer to something innocuous or a mere portrayal but if its banning the penetration with an object that may cause significant harm to the performer then I can understand the reasoning behind it.
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Maybe we just shouldn't do these at home - do them in public.
Exactly, then there's someone watching to make sure you're not on the verge of death.

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I really don't understand why female ejaculation is there... Is it incase the guy drownes?
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Yeah that must be it :')
What on earth are they going to do about it though, try and fit all males with armbands and a snorkel? This is so ridiculous!
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What precisely does this mean? It could potentially refer to something innocuous or a mere portrayal but if its banning the penetration with an object that may cause significant harm to the performer then I can understand the reasoning behind it.
I have absolutely no idea. It's plain laughable and pathetic.
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Exactly, then there's someone watching to make sure you're not on the verge of death.





What on earth are they going to do about it though, try and fit all males with armbands and a snorkel? This is so ridiculous!
Wait is that not normal? I'd best tell the fella.
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What precisely does this mean? It could potentially refer to something innocuous or a mere portrayal but if its banning the penetration with an object that may cause significant harm to the performer then I can understand the reasoning behind it.
You haven't seen sword sex then?

Some people love it. I've never seen the point.
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The pornhub network is american.

Chill out guys.
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I have absolutely no idea. It's plain laughable and pathetic.
I agree, I haven't seen the amendment but it seems as though its been very sloppily written.
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You haven't seen sword sex then?

Some people love it. I've never seen the point.
Um....no, please enlighten me? (I'd rather not google)
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Wait is that normal? I'd best tell the fella.
Yeah, didn't you know? Apparently, if you're not drowning in it, you're not doing it right.
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An interesting regulation. I can see the logic, since DVDs are regulated by these BBFC guidelines, there's no reason that UK streaming shouldn't be.

Plenty of places to see what you like, sourced from around the world - it's UK only.
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stupid country

anyway more production will go to america anyway which means less investment here but production will always find somewhere else so banning is stupid
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Ban what you like. Impossible to enforce. If a ban can't be enforced, just ignore it.
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Ban what you like. Impossible to enforce. If a ban can't be enforced, just ignore it.
I think a production ban would be easier to enforce than, say, a ban on allowing to be viewed.
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I think a production ban would be easier to enforce than, say, a ban on allowing to be viewed.
Hardly. How are you going to stop porn being made in any old house anywhere? It's not like these people are all renting professional studios. Porn is unique in that it can be made anywhere with ease. Close the curtains and just try to prove it was produced in Britain.
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Well this is ****ing ridiculous.

I don't even watch any of that stuff but to each their own.

WTF is up with the female ejaculation one though? And face sitting? I don't really understand this? In fact if this was in April I would assume this was an April fool's post.
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