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    Damn, now all the other coffee chains will rush to replicate Starbuck's success with this secret ingredient. You'll never buy a jizz free coffee again.
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    (Original post by jedanselemyia)
    Black Americans are not all African?
    (Well it's true that African Americans all have white in them and certain black populations like Creoles and Lumbees are of mixed ancestry)
    No they do not ALL have white in them lol, stop generalising buddy!
    Someone whose parents came over from africa and are born in the USA, are AFRICAN AMERICANS. b
    What i meant by theyre not all african is that some of them are of caribbean descent etc.
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    (Original post by perfectsymbology)
    Damn, now all the other coffee chains will rush to replicate Starbuck's success with this secret ingredient. You'll never buy a jizz free coffee again.
    Plus you will soon be able to get it with different colour syrups and other toppings, or with ice cubes. And then the pizza chains will want in.
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    (Original post by perfectsymbology)
    Damn, now all the other coffee chains will rush to replicate Starbuck's success with this secret ingredient. You'll never buy a jizz free coffee again.
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    Plus you will soon be able to get it with different colour syrups and other toppings, or with ice cubes. And then the pizza chains will want in.
    Apparently it's good for your health and helps to fight depression, so maybe this isn't such a bad thing.

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    (Original post by Puddles the Monkey)
    Apparently it's good for your health and helps to fight depression, so maybe this isn't such a bad thing.

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    The advocates of drinking your own urine as the way to health say that kind of thing too. Must be something about bodily fluids. I wonder if tears for example... as a spice perhaps dried?
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    Where can I apply for that job (flavouring coffee)? I need money :dontknow:
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    (Original post by Fullofsurprises)
    The advocates of drinking your own urine as the way to health say that kind of thing too. Must be something about bodily fluids. I wonder if tears for example... as a spice perhaps dried?
    I suppose the difference between urine and semen, obviously, is that urine is mostly bodily waste which can't exactly be good for your health, whereas semen actually has healthy nutrients and proteins etc.

    Pastor Manning knows a good thing when he sees it; and evidently Starbucks do too. :yy:
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    (Original post by Josb)
    Where can I apply for that job (flavouring coffee)? I need money :dontknow:
    The sperm banks have undreamed-of new commercial opportunities opening before them.

    I wonder if the two services could be combined in coffee shops? A 'paternity' slot just below where you swipe the contactless card and take the cup.
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    Just imagine how many persons work in the back! :eek:

    Hopefully, a new flavouring machine will help:


    Note that it can extract 'flavour' from several sources to reduce the cost.
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    (Original post by anosmianAcrimony)
    Honestly, I have long ago ceased to be surprised by what comes out of pastors' mouths.
    or goes in!

    YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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    Apparently they have found this new 'flavouring' method in 2009. Pastor Manning is right! :eek:
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    Fappuccino
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    Coffee with "cream"
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    (Original post by chazwomaq)
    Fappuccino
    Beat me to it dude.

    If a semen-health-food-coffee shop pops up in Brighton in the next couple of weeks, I would not even be surprised.
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    (Original post by Puddles the Monkey)
    Beat me to it dude.

    If a semen-health-food-coffee shop pops up in Brighton in the next couple of weeks, I would not even be surprised.
    I thought someone had already done that. Or was that placenta?
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    (Original post by Fullofsurprises)
    I thought someone had already done that. Or was that placenta?
    I've definitely heard of a breast milk ice cream shop.
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    (Original post by chazwomaq)
    I've definitely heard of a breast milk ice cream shop.
    Oh yeah, breast milk.

    So many marketing opportunities here. A breast milk ice cream with a frozen '99' semen flake for example. With raspberry topping.
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    (Original post by Fullofsurprises)
    With raspberry topping.
    I don't even want to know what the "raspberry" is made of.
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    (Original post by chazwomaq)
    I don't even want to know what the "raspberry" is made of.
    In the 'use everything' austerity future, every part of the human will be valuable.
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    (Original post by Josb)
    Hopefully, a new flavouring machine will help:


    Note that it can extract 'flavour' from several sources to reduce the cost.
    That is an awful idea. My penis just disappeared inside my body for protection when I saw that picture. Imagine the suction :afraid:
 
 
 
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