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Poll: How often do you masturbate?
Once or more a day. (49)
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A few times a week. (58)
44.27%
A few times a month. (14)
10.69%
I don't masturbate. (10)
7.63%
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How d'you find time for that!?
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(Original post by Smash Bandicoot)
you're just yanking my chain #punentirelyintended
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Rarely, and when I do it only lasts 2 minutes.

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(Original post by shatmypants)
Rarely, and when I do it only lasts 2 minutes.
Who do you masturbate to when you do, then?
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masturbating significantly relieves stress also

great excuse to whack one out :hubba::laugh:
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LOL public poll and everything

But there's no option for 200 times a day... Oh well
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LOL public poll and everything

But there's no option for 200 times a day... Oh well
Of course it has to be public. How will everyone see how often everyone else masturbates. It'll help form stronger friendships.
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(Original post by Groot)
Masturbation is safe and healthy, and relieves sexual tension.
Yes, but discussing it is sordid. Welcome to Britain.
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Yes, but discussing it is sordid. Welcome to Britain.
I discuss whatever I'm in the mood for. Welcome to Groot-land.
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Of course it has to be public. How will everyone see how often everyone else masturbates. It'll help form stronger friendships.
I really think you're just engaging in confirmation bias-inducing threads with straw man polls to justify your belief that TSR is overpopulated with beta males.
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Lol'd at this for all the wrong reasons
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(Original post by Groot)
How so? Elaborate.
No.
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Who do you masturbate to when you do, then?
I'll usually be on the phone to my boyfriend. I hope that answers your question

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I really think you're just engaging in confirmation bias-inducing threads with straw man polls to justify your belief that TSR is overpopulated with beta males.
TSR by nature would be populated by beta males. I don't need to justify it.
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(Original post by shatmypants)
I'll usually be on the phone to my boyfriend. I hope that answers your question
As long as he's masturbating on the other side too, all good.
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why is that even funny:indiff:
I find awkward questions funny.
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No.
I'm going to pretend this is a protective brotherly love!

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I find awkward questions funny.
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(Original post by Groot)
Who do you masturbate to when you do, then?
Mia Khalifa search her up
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I'll be honest, I'm tired today and I tried to get it up but I couldn't, breathing is a struggle and I'm not even significantly overweight, just a bit skinny fat.
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As much as I reasonably can, without pushing yourself over that line into feeling completely deflated and purposeless. I have no shame.
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