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A bit hard carrying a hose over the shoulder.
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Can we also have an 'ego is too big' thread?
Anyone's ego is bigger once they gain the facade of anonymity my friend.
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Guys worry not if your average and if the girl calls your average wand small it's probably because shes too loose there.
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Probably not the most advanced age to start trying to lecture people obviously older than you about sex then.
I was merely offering a suggestion. Don't take it to heart, for all you know I may not even be 17, i could be a 13 year old girl that's becoming curious as to what goes on in a guy's trousers.
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Guys worry not if your average and if the girl calls your average wand small it's probably because shes too loose there.
I've never been with a "loose" girl.. I am beginning to believe it's urban myth or reserved for cougars.
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A bit hard carrying a hose over the shoulder.
About as hard as me carrying this massive head on my shoulders.
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(Original post by James Milibanter)
I've never been with a "loose" girl.. I am beginning to believe it's urban myth or reserved for cougars.
There's a show called Loose Women where they rant about men. I think you will find some loose ones there
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I've never been with a "loose" girl.. I am beginning to believe it's urban myth or reserved for cougars.
Obviously you know the tighter the better

It's not a myth my friends GF said his 6incher is small and spread the rumour in the whole school ffs:mad:

Sometimes the vagina is so loose it makes a bus look small.:eek:
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I made my gf bleed once she says mine is like a dumbell bar no word of a lie.

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There's a show called Loose Women where they rant about men. I think you will find some loose ones there
And I think you'll find that they probably fit under the cougar category. Fancy giving Janis Street-Porter a go?
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About as hard as me carrying this massive head on my shoulders.
With what type of head do you think?
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(Original post by ubi1)
Obviously you know the tighter the better

It's not a myth my friends GF said his 6incher is small and spread the rumour in the whole school ffs:mad:

Sometimes the vagina is so loose it makes a bus look small.:eek:
I disagree actually, most guys that think that are usually masturbating too much and have a solid death grip on their penis. As long as it's comfortable for her I can enjoy the fact that she's enjoying it, sometimes I get the treat of her legs crushing against my pelvis or her nails tearing into my back.
Unfortunate for the guy, maybe 6 inches isn't enough anymore, I know guys with 5 inchers and I worry for them now. I even have one m8 with an even smaller one than 5 inches :eek:. I wonder how they'll get on.
Like I said, I haven't had that experience, so maybe I'm lucky.
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(Original post by James Milibanter)
I was merely offering a suggestion. Don't take it to heart, for all you know I may not even be 17, i could be a 13 year old girl that's becoming curious as to what goes on in a guy's trousers.
On your profile it says that you're a very straight guy.

Why should I question it?
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With what type of head do you think?
Depends who's offering
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I disagree actually, most guys that think that are usually masturbating too much and have a solid death grip on their penis. As long as it's comfortable for her I can enjoy the fact that she's enjoying it, sometimes I get the treat of her legs crushing against my pelvis or her nails tearing into my back.
Unfortunate for the guy, maybe 6 inches isn't enough anymore, I know guys with 5 inchers and I worry for them now. I even have one m8 with an even smaller one than 5 inches :eek:. I wonder how they'll get on.
Like I said, I haven't had that experience, so maybe I'm lucky.
You are lucky
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On your profile it says that you're a very straight guy.

Why should I question it?
You could do, but that would require a mass of effort. Just take things for granted and you'll be as happy as a... happy person.
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I made my gf bleed once she says mine is like a dumbell bar no word of a lie.

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was she on her period? Because you know that's cheating if you say you made her bleed when it was actually the shedding of the uterus lining that was making her bleed
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You are lucky
well in that case there's always a way "around it", if you catch my cold...
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You could do, but that would require a mass of effort. Just take things for granted and you'll be as happy as a... happy person.
I already do. You were the one who said that you could be a 13 year old girl. :holmes:
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was she on her period? Because you know that's cheating if you say you made her bleed when it was actually the shedding of the uterus lining that was making her bleed
Or it could had been her piles. :dontknow:
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