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    (Original post by Cherie Amour)
    I don't know what's throwing me off more. Crying when you enter a haunted house or crying when you have sex with a woman.
    Go away you!
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    (Original post by Skill Twix)
    Go away you!
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    (Original post by Cherie Amour)
    Bah
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    Don't worry. I agree with you. The nasty twix man is crazy!

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    For some reason it doesn't seem to work.
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    (Original post by Skill Twix)
    Bah
    Are you a goat?

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    Don't worry. I agree with you. The nasty twix man is crazy!

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    Oh.
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    Is your name Iniesta? Because I'd love to Andres you.
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    I once walked up to a girl and told her "do you have a library card? cause i want to check you out", was a dare lol xD
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    Hello m'lovely I was at the other end of the street and I couldn't help but notice your beautiful aesthetics


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    Eh no problem my names xxx by the way and yours? *shakes hand*
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    For LOTR fans, let me explore your hobbit hole.
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    (Original post by Spock's Socks)
    "Did it hurt?"
    "What?"
    "When you fell from heaven"

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    Did it hurt when you fell from heaven and landed on your head?:aetsch:
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    Hello m'lovely I was at the other end of the street and I couldn't help but notice your beautiful aesthetics


    Oh thank you


    Eh no problem my names xxx by the way and yours? *shakes hand*
    "beautiful aesthetics" - dayyuum, who said romance and the English language are dead? :mmm:

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    "beautiful aesthetics" - dayyuum, who said romance and the English language are dead? :mmm:

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    I'm sorry, I saw you from an angle and was lost in your radians. :perv:
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    (Original post by Nuclear Ghost)
    I'm sorry, I saw you from an angle and was lost in your radians. :perv:
    http://www.mathmistakes.info/facts/T...mages/ucar.gif
    Not sure if giving an example or using the line on me...:mmm:

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    Are you from Ireland?
    Because my **** is 'dublin'.
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    (Original post by Cherie Amour)
    Are you a goat?



    Oh.
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    Not sure if giving an example or using the line on me...:mmm:

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    Well, like you, it would be a bad one to waste. :pierre:
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    Well, like you, it would be a bad one to waste. :pierre:
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