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    (Original post by thecatwithnohat)
    Don't worry, I feel a bit on egg when I meet people for the first time too
    I won't ever go up to someone and start talking to them, and it annoys me when people try and egg me on to do so

    I'm glad you understand though. You seem to know eggsactly where I am coming from
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    (Original post by thecatwithnohat)
    Don't worry, I feel a bit on egg when I meet people for the first time too
    I want to fertilise your eggs.

    Am I doing it right???
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    I'm glad everyone in this thread can see the sunny side up eggs of the situation.
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    (Original post by rat poison)
    Your puns are just eggcellent.
    :kiss: bb


    (Original post by i<3milkshake)
    I won't ever go up to someone and start talking to them, and it annoys me when people try and egg me on to do so

    I'm glad you understand though. You seem to know eggsactly where I am coming from
    If you don't approach, you will not get a gf. You've got to try eggstra hard to pluck up the courage to approach a girl :kiss:


    (Original post by Xotol)
    I want to fertilise your eggs.

    Am I doing it right???
    You're so romantic :daydreaming: meet me in 10
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    (Original post by thecatwithnohat)
    :kiss: bb




    If you don't approach, you will not get a gf. You've got to try eggstra hard to pluck up the courage to approach a girl :kiss:




    You're so romantic :daydreaming: meet me in 10
    This can get messy. Catwithnohat got me walking on egg shells innit.
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    (Original post by rat poison)
    This can get messy. Catwithnohat got me walking on egg shells innit.
    was trained to tug on your heart strings :erm:
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    (Original post by thecatwithnohat)
    was trained to tug on your heart strings :erm:
    This doesn't have an egg pun?
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    (Original post by rat poison)
    This doesn't have an egg pun?
    well its late and I'm eggstremely tired, didn't know there was a pun thing going on between us too m9
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    (Original post by thecatwithnohat)
    well its late and I'm eggstremely tired, didn't know there was a pun thing going on between us too m9
    Jesus Christ I said "eggcellent" and 'egg shells.'

    I'm just gonna kill myself.
    So much egg on my face right now :egg:
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    (Original post by rat poison)
    Jesus Christ I said "eggcellent" and 'egg shells.'

    I'm just gonna kill myself.
    So much egg on my face right now :egg:

    :erm: :erm: oh omg, sorry I'll eggcuse myself :getmecoat:
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    (Original post by thecatwithnohat)
    :erm: :erm: oh omg, sorry I'll eggcuse myself :getmecoat:
    Just when I thought I was an eggstrovert.
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    (Original post by rat poison)
    Just when I thought I was an eggstrovert.
    stop over-eggsaggerating!
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    (Original post by thecatwithnohat)
    stop over-eggsaggerating!
    Let me just eggsit this thread altogether then.
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    (Original post by rat poison)
    Let me just eggsit this thread altogether then.
    You have the spirit of an egg that fell and split on the floor :erm:
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    (Original post by thecatwithnohat)
    You have the spirit of an egg that fell and split on the floor :erm:
    Should I be more eggcited?
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    (Original post by rat poison)
    Should I be more eggcited?
    yes, I'd be eggstatic if you were!
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    (Original post by thecatwithnohat)
    yes, I'd be eggstatic if you were!
    I've run out of egg puns :indiff:
    Is this what were you eggspecting?
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    (Original post by rat poison)
    I've run out of egg puns :indiff:
    Is this what were you eggspecting?
    woah you set me up for a giant anti-climax :erm: I'm extremely disappointed rat poison
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    (Original post by thecatwithnohat)
    woah you set me up for a giant anti-climax :erm: I'm extremely disappointed rat poison
    Have to psyche out the comp.

    But I think the one who's run out of egg puns is in fact you, baby.
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    (Original post by rat poison)
    Have to psyche out the comp.

    But I think the one who's run out of egg puns is in fact you, baby.
    *EGGSTREMELY

    allow me :erm:
 
 
 
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