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    (Original post by WoodyMKC)
    Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but it's been proven that if people **** in the bathroom where your toothbrush is, microscopic amounts of faeces mixed with water have most likely slashed on to your toothbrush, particularly if flushed without the lid down. So at various points in your life, you've been walking around with others' **** in your mouth
    So you dive right into their butthole instead
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    So you dive right into their butthole instead
    We're all eating and breathing human faecal matter, might as well have a bit of fun whilst doing so Just to clarify, I do hold a policy - if her butt smells sour, make her take a shower
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    (Original post by WoodyMKC)
    We're all eating and breathing human faecal matter, might as well have a bit of fun whilst doing so Just to clarify, I do hold a policy - if her butt smells sour, make her take a shower
    Right :lolwut:

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    (Original post by TSR Mustafa)
    Are you ever truly finished tho?
    Yes...
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    (Original post by curiousduck)
    Yes...
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