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    (Original post by King Mal)
    China?
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    (Original post by Awesome Genius)
    So I was filling petrol (well diesel) and a blue Maserati pulls up in the pump next to me. Black wheels, coupe, totally baller-looking car. And this short, Chinese guy gets out to fill the petrol.

    Let's be honest, short Chinese guys are pretty much at the bottom of the food chain for attracting hot white women - I personally think they're really cool - And then after a little while, this beautiful blonde babe gets out the other side. At first I thought he must have abducted her but no, she went into the station and I saw her inside just going to the loo. In sure they were together.

    How amazing is that. The moral of the story is that buying an expensive car will get you a hot girl, even if you're weak and ugly - and I'm tall and handsome, so maybe I'll get two.

    Great day
    pics plz for educational purposes
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    (Original post by King Mal)
    It wouldn't let me tag him. Damn even tags hate him.
    you also forgot shawn_01 who comments on every girls profile / picture
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    The title is a little funny.
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    (Original post by Awesome Genius)
    So I was filling petrol (well diesel) and a blue Maserati pulls up in the pump next to me. Black wheels, coupe, totally baller-looking car. And this short, Chinese guy gets out to fill the petrol.

    Let's be honest, short Chinese guys are pretty much at the bottom of the food chain for attracting hot white women - I personally think they're really cool - And then after a little while, this beautiful blonde babe gets out the other side. At first I thought he must have abducted her but no, she went into the station and I saw her inside just going to the loo. In sure they were together.

    How amazing is that. The moral of the story is that buying an expensive car will get you a hot girl, even if you're weak and ugly - and I'm tall and handsome, so maybe I'll get two.

    Great day
    Everything you said is correct, except you said it in such a way everyone is gonna hate your guts. Also I'd think that middle eastern asians are below eastern asians.
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    (Original post by Awesome Genius)
    Oh right. You seem pretty attractive - are you into Chinese guys and **** cars?
    You're like the british elliot rodger.

    I bet you live a sad life...
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    Tall and handsome? You may think you are but others might be on the opposite side. The way you are making that Chinese guy look below yourself is just not doing any good to you, I'm already starting to think that you are so full of yourself.

    You are like this guy at work that I was training today who had an attitude that he's a special flower and told me to stop looking after him and go watch others as apparently, they are worse than him when in reality they're not, they actually are much better trainees.
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    (Original post by ivy.98)
    Ohh okay I get it now.. I've never encountered anyone doing that so found it strange. But yeah the guy said how she could walk and sit really early so I guess it does have benefits and I know they looked soo adorable
    China and many of the current countries that made up of the USSR are very similar in several aspects. Babies being made to exercise is just one such example. I was really surprised to see the babies actually enjoying themselves in the pool. They looked really happy!
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    (Original post by TheMaster102)
    You're like the british elliot rodger.

    I bet you live a sad life...
    And you're like all the other internet simpletons that, when confronted with someone they don't like, start comparing them to serial killers and making baseless insults.

    Which is fine, because l tend to take into account who is giving me criticism rather than just the criticism itself and 0 * anything is still 0.
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    (Original post by Awesome Genius)
    And you're like all the other internet simpletons that, when confronted with someone they don't like, start comparing them to serial killers and making baseless insults.

    Which is fine, because l tend to take into account who is giving me criticism rather than just the criticism itself and 0 * anything is still 0.
    It's pretty sad that you feel the need to validate yourself to a bunch of people online by trying to make yourself seem so great, you sound like this guy I know called Elman.

    He's a very insecure wreck of a guy, yet he tries to make his life seem awesome by lying about things. He lies about getting a 36k starting salary as an entry role manager for some anti-piracy company, he says he has 15k in the bank and claims he has a string of "side chicks"

    all of which I've seen zero evidence.

    You're like him, full of ****
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    (Original post by F.Nietzsche)
    couldn't rep, boobie.
    why won't tsr let me luv u
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    (Original post by Mal Baadshah)
    couldn't rep, boobie.
    why won't tsr let me luv u
    Boobie? :rofl::rofl3: :rofl:

    TSR can't handle your love for me
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    (Original post by F.Nietzsche)
    Boobie? :rofl::rofl3: :rofl:

    TSR can't handle your love for me
    TSR is discriminatory against elderly women.
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    (Original post by Mal Baadshah)
    TSR is discriminatory against elderly women.
    Poor you!

    Btw, I found your family portrait.

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    I tot Chinese were meant to send money home to family in China and spend on their education not spend it on fast cars la.
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    (Original post by F.Nietzsche)
    Poor you!

    Btw, I found your family portrait.

    oohhh the memories
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    (Original post by Mal Baadshah)
    oohhh the memories
    This is the time you got into your rebellious phase...

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    (Original post by F.Nietzsche)
    This is the time you got into your rebellious phase...

    pree my creps
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    (Original post by Mal Baadshah)
    pree my creps
    The time you got high...

 
 
 
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