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    (Original post by TheGreatImposter)
    What if it wasn't a malteaser and it was something else? *raises eyebrow*

    The thought makes me sick.

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    You're not the first person to suggest that. I just hope you're wrong... :afraid:
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    (Original post by Alexion)
    You're not the first person to suggest that. I just hope you're wrong... :afraid:
    Please don't do that again. That raises my anxiety off the roof. I'd suggest to wash your mouth with bleach but since that's lethal, it'll kill you. Well if it tasted chocolatey then you know it was a malteaser. For future reference only eat something if it's a wrapper lol

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    (Original post by TheGreatImposter)
    Please don't do that again. That raises my anxiety off the roof. I'd suggest to wash your mouth with bleach but since that's lethal, it'll kill you. Well if it tasted chocolatey then you know it was a malteaser. For future reference only eat something if it's a wrapper lol

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    It just tasted of dust really but I think it's ok...
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    (Original post by Alexion)
    I'm just tidying my bedroom and they keep appearing... I'm not even hungry!
    BUT IT'S SO HARD TO BIN THEM

    Though taking that pic of one that I posted above has definitely swayed me away from eating any more...
    Okay so you're being silly... And

    You better just hope you don't regret it either tomorrow or in a few days to come :puke:
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    (Original post by Little Popcorns)
    Okay so you're being silly... And

    You better just hope you don't regret it either tomorrow or in a few days to come :puke:
    I've eaten stuff like that before, and it's a couple hours since Malteser no.1 anyway.

    I think I'm gonna survive
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    Yes your going to turn into a malteser now
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    You'll be fine for now, but it may increase your risk of developing cancer.
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    (Original post by John55)
    You'll be fine for now, but it may increase your risk of developing cancer.
    Dammit Cancer.
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    DUDE!! Did you not hear? If a malteser is EXACTLY 3 weeks old, NO MORE, NO LESS, at THAT exact age, it suddenly becomes the most toxic thing on the planet? Only for that week though! As soon as it's 4 weeks old it's fine.

    It's the most toxic thing and there's no antidote. Victims die a slow painful death always 100% guaranteed.

    It's scientifically proven
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    (Original post by Minecraft27)
    DUDE!! Did you not hear? If a malteser is EXACTLY 3 weeks old, NO MORE, NO LESS, at THAT exact age, it suddenly becomes the most toxic thing on the planet? Only for that week though! As soon as it's 4 weeks old it's fine.

    It's the most toxic thing and there's no antidote. Victims die a slow painful death always 100% guaranteed.

    It's scientifically proven
    Well ****, if you say it's true, it must be true... :eek4:

    Guys help me :cry:
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    That's really disgusting!
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    (Original post by CoolCavy)
    oww!! i have been spanked :zomg:
    i am so confused rn, are you being serious, is this an actual tsr emergency?
    I don't know why I'm laughing so hard at this.
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    its ok, i had m&ms that was in my old school bag for one year and im still fine
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    (Original post by StrawbAri)
    I don't know why I'm laughing so hard at this.
    the bear hit me with a twig
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    Did you dead?

    Dead you?
 
 
 
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