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    (Original post by z33)
    What is the show that caesium and iodine love watching together?
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    CSI
    PRSOM! Lool I like that one
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    (Original post by ravioliyears)
    PRSOM! Lool I like that one
    haha thanks i can't rep ya either :/
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    See, the thing is -
    I have many chemistry jokes, I'm just afraid they won't get the right reaction.... :ahee:
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    (Original post by BlueBlueBells)
    Why did the carbon atom double bond with another carbon atom?
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    They were re-alkene to get to know each other

    Okay, maybe I shouldn't try making my own jokes
    PRSOM :adore::adore::adore:

    In light of the recent James Bond film, what was the name of his eskimo cousin?
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    Polar bond. :getmecoat:
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    (Original post by z33)
    more physics than chemistry but haha it's still good :lol:
    Guess I can get away with it cos I got that sulphur, tungsten, silver...

    (SWAG)
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    Person 1: Wanna here a joke about sodium, guys?
    Person 2: Na, I'm good

    :ahee:
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    (Original post by SeanFM)
    PRSOM :adore::adore::adore:

    In light of the recent James Bond film, what was the name of his eskimo cousin?
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    Polar bond. :getmecoat:
    Ehhh thats a god one XP
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    (Original post by stressed16)
    Guess I can get away with it cos I got that sulphur, tungsten, silver...

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    oh gosh haha i can't rep you but you sure do phosphurus aluminium

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    (Original post by CoolCavy)
    this thread is so hot it is denaturing my enzymes due to it breaking the hydrogen bonds in my tertiary layer and thus altering the shape of the active site so enzyme substrate complexes can no longer be formed :indiff:
    currently doing A2 chemistry and writing about this exact thing hahaha
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    (Original post by z33)
    oh gosh haha i can't rep you but you sure do phosphurus aluminium

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    Helium helium

    (he he) :ahee:
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    (Original post by coolcavy)
    this thread is so hot it is denaturing my enzymes due to it breaking the hydrogen bonds in my tertiary layer and thus altering the shape of the active site so enzyme substrate complexes can no longer be formed :indiff:
    omg prsom!
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    Who was the first detective to resist getting imprisoned in a cell?

    Sherlock Ohms

    Ok I'm out
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    (Original post by z33)
    currently doing A2 chemistry and writing about this exact thing hahaha
    you will rock it because you are *trys to recall the periodic table*
    Berelium, Silver, titanium, errr i give up...
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    why are biology eye jokes worse than chemistry jokes ravioliyears ?
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    (Original post by CoolCavy)
    you will rock it because you are *trys to recall the periodic table*
    Berelium, Silver, titanium, errr i give up...
    hahaha fun fact about me: i know the whole periodic table off by heart
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    gives you a bit of a hint as to how sad and boring my life is
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    (Original post by ravioliyears)
    Person 1: Wanna here a joke about sodium, guys?
    Person 2: Na, I'm good

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    Hai prabhu deva that was TERRIBLE.

    No wonder you're such a bully - jokes like that
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    (Original post by z33)
    hahaha fun fact about me: i know the whole periodic table off by heart
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    gives you a bit of a hint as to how sad and boring my life is
    i feel so inferior :sad:
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    well we got a periodic table at GCSE so i never felt the need
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    (Original post by CoolCavy)
    why are biology eye jokes worse than chemistry jokes ravioliyears ?
    Lol because chemistry is the best!
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    (Original post by nucdev)
    Hai prabhu deva that was TERRIBLE.

    No wonder you're such a bully - jokes like that
    Loool but you got it, right?
 
 
 
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