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    The recession happened because Lord Sugar tried to withdraw all of his money :facepalm:
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    (Original post by thecatwithnohat)
    Awww man, them comebacks that reflect how long you had to think of them, RIP :rofl:
    Ikr we couldn't help but feel sorry for him. Noone left him alone for the rest of the year about it hahah
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    From our very own TSR...."Should Afghanistan be banned??"
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    (Original post by thecatwithnohat)
    :rofl: :rofl:

    omg did you know orange juice gets poured like this?! I only found out like a month ago :zomg:

    Noooo way omg. Cant believe I've been pouring orange juice wrong my whole life :emo:
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    I once claimed there "was a turkey in earthquake".
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    (Original post by SeanFM)
    I haven't heard anything silly enough in a long periololically time to share here. :erm:
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    (Original post by OU Student)
    I once claimed there "was a turkey in earthquake".
    I hate it when I mix up words and then they don't hear me the first time and I think to myself "Do I correct myself, they realise the difference and then think I'm an idiot?" "Or do I just rephrase the whole thing completely and pretend like nothing happened?"

    I overthink stuff way too much rofl
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    someone once i asked my sister if we had vegetables in england since they were vegetarian and it was really important to their lifestyle.
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    (Original post by Student403)
    I hate it when I mix up words and then they don't hear me the first time and I think to myself "Do I correct myself, they realise the difference and then think I'm an idiot?" "Or do I just rephrase the whole thing completely and pretend like nothing happened?"

    I overthink stuff way too much rofl
    I was then asked "did you realise what you just said?" No. In my head I wanted to say "the earthquake in Turkey".
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    My mother once asked if she needed a passport to go to Scotland
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    (Original post by JackFletch)
    "I can jump that"- me shortly before crashing down to earth from a wall and breaking my leg
    I get the illusion all the time that the floor is really close to me even though it's FAAAAAAR down there

    Is your leg is okay now? :console:

    (Original post by york_wbu)
    Walking down the corridor behind two girls and I overheard one of them say: "have you ever noticed that after you drink water, you feel less thirsty?"


    What intelligent specimens :daydreaming:
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    Lol I have two statements made by someone who thought he was a cool guy and was hilarious but a bit disruptive. Both in Geography lessons and I chuckle thinking of them but they probs aren't even funny to you guys >.< gotta be der to experience it:

    "How would Eskimos know that it was cold if they didn't have thermometers?"

    "How did people migrate when they didn't have cars?"

    Hilarious at the time.
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    (Original post by OU Student)
    I was then asked "did you realise what you just said?" No. In my head I wanted to say "the earthquake in Turkey".
    Ahhh I know what that's like :3 I've tried to play it over before and it's just ended up with me looking like a blithering idiot lol
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    (Original post by ivy.98)
    Noooo way omg. Cant believe I've been pouring orange juice wrong my whole life :emo:
    I don't get it but it might make an improvement to my life so tell me pls.
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    "Philosophy is the study of rocks right?"
    "Canada um yeah that's the one in France?"
    "Why don't people on the south pole fall off the earth (asked by a 16 year old)"

    I have dealt with much idiocy in my life.
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    (Original post by yulebook)
    I don't get it but it might make an improvement to my life so tell me pls.
    Just pour the juice upside down
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    "Does Birmingham have a different currency"

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    (Original post by yulebook)
    I don't get it but it might make an improvement to my life so tell me pls.
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    (Original post by ivy.98)
    Just pour the juice upside down
    OMG I googled it. This **** is actually true! Will try next time!
 
 
 
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