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    *The admissions tutor pulls out a crumbled up piece of paper. On it is an unsolvable mathematical equation*

    "If you want to be part of our university, you better ****in' solve this little **** before the time runs out".

    *The admission tutor flips the sand time keeper. Your doom is eminent but you take a plunge regardless. You scribble x = deece nutz and hope for the best.*
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    And I had a ****
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    to my shock the interviewer had thrown a blunt at me
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    (Original post by High Stakes)
    *The admissions tutor pulls out a crumbled up piece of paper. On it is an unsolvable mathematical equation*

    "If you want to be part of our university, you better ****in' solve this little **** before the time runs out".

    *The admission tutor flips the sand time keeper. Your doom is eminent but you take a plunge regardless. You scribble x = deece nutz and hope for the best.*
    What part of 5 words do you not understand
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    i decided to smoke it
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    (Original post by KingPaki1)
    What part of 5 words do you not understand
    Got Em!!!!!
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    the voices started telling me to quickscope Obama
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    inb4 casting couch.
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    "Let's review your Personal Statement... "
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    'Hell no', I replied, before...
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    The admissions tutor slapped me
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    on the right buttcheek
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    He told me this was his swamp before he...
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    told me I wasn't bright enough
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    to use those dank memes
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    he offered me a course in applied mr skeltal studies
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    but then I heard a faint "doot doot"
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    I panicked.Were they going to reject me?
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    And then a loud, "deet deet."

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