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    (Original post by Souljer)
    Nice, my gf is due to pop any day now.

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    You're in a relationship with a balloon?
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    (Original post by Fidus Achates)
    Gains are more important than a puppy. Muscle helps me fend off competition and look after myself in this world. Me being strong is a great defence mechanism and also keeps me healthy. The puppy is weak.


    A dog is not a human being. I need to prioritise and I will put my child first like a responsible parent. When my child is 4 I can guarantee it will look back fondly on this decision and buy me a 'father of the year' mug for fathers day. Good parents put their children before a dog.


    I can only afford the child and not the dog? I am putting my child first like a very responsible parent and will kick the dog out.


    I am the owner of this child. I contributed to its creation.


    How am I not the owner of this child? I dont think you understand intellectual property rights.



    Thanks for the kind words during this joyous time.
    Egotistical git. The puppy is more important than getting more muscle. Overly muscly guys don't look good and any muscle you gain from weightlifting is utterly useless for anything else.

    You aren't putting your child before your dog, you are being an ****hole. 4 year old children generally don't choose fathers day presents. Generally speaking they don't really care. You aren't putting your child first. You have a responsibility to ensure that you care for your dog and not abandon it. I really question your ability to parent when you can't even be bothered to look after your dog.

    You can afford both as I have previously stated.

    You can't own another human being. You have responsibility for your child but you don't own them.

    I don't think you understand human rights.
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    If I have partly created the child then I am co-owner of it, the license for it and the patent for it. No other child is allowed to look like my child because that would be an intellectual property rights infringement. I will not have a birth certificate for the child because then I will transfer ownership of my child to the state and then they can take the child away from me.
    Really. You have mastered the ability to change genetics.

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    Thats erally cute , congrast!
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    (Original post by Katty3)
    Egotistical git. The puppy is more important than getting more muscle. Overly muscly guys don't look good and any muscle you gain from weightlifting is utterly useless for anything else.
    Building muscle makes me stronger. It helps me defend myself and is part of my natural survival instinct. Owning a puppy is not.

    You aren't putting your child before your dog, you are being an ****hole.
    The typical response of a feminist with daddy issues. The meme below sums up the modern day feminist.



    4 year old children generally don't choose fathers day presents.
    My 4 year old child will because I am an intellectual genius and so is the mother, who was handpicked by yours truly purely for the purposes of selective breeding, hence why I do not want to pay the child support. Thankfully my solicitor is amazing and I dont have to pay it now.

    Generally speaking they don't really care. You aren't putting your child first. You have a responsibility to ensure that you care for your dog and not abandon it.
    I am putting my child first. I can only afford the child or the dog. I am putting the child first, as its more important.

    I really question your ability to parent when you can't even be bothered to look after your dog.
    I cant afford to look after both a child and a dog. Where is the additional money coming from? Maybe I will buy a new dog when I get a pay rise.

    You can't own another human being. You have responsibility for your child but you don't own them.
    Yes I can. You may think its wrong but it doesn't mean I can't do it. You may think urinating in public is wrong, but people can still do that. Also, if I created the child then its partly my property. If the mother wants to sell her share of the child to me then we shall negotiate around the table in an Ed Miliband like fashion, and come to an amicable solution that benefits me mostly.

    I don't think you understand human rights.
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    I don't think you understand that human rights are a man made philosophical load of bull****, and I can just as easily use another piece of man made philosophical bull**** to back up my argument, i.e. the first amendment of the American Constitution, which gives me the right to the freedom of speech and therefore I can state, Human Rights are a load of nonsense I don't need to adhere to, and there is nothing you can do about it. How's that for some pseudo intellectual bull****? I declare this case a victory. You can now escort your arse from this court room. Case dismissed.
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    (Original post by Fidus Achates)
    You're in a relationship with a balloon?
    Nah yur mum

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    (Original post by Fidus Achates)
    Building muscle makes me stronger. It helps me defend myself and is part of my natural survival instinct. Owning a puppy is not.


    The typical response of a feminist with daddy issues. The meme below sums up the modern day feminist.




    My 4 year old child will because I am an intellectual genius and so is the mother, who was handpicked by yours truly purely for the purposes of selective breeding, hence why I do not want to pay the child support. Thankfully my solicitor is amazing and I dont have to pay it now.


    I am putting my child first. I can only afford the child or the dog. I am putting the child first, as its more important.


    I cant afford to look after both a child and a dog. Where is the additional money coming from? Maybe I will buy a new dog when I get a pay rise.


    Yes I can. You may think its wrong but it doesn't mean I can't do it. You may think urinating in public is wrong, but people can still do that. Also, if I created the child then its partly my property. If the mother wants to sell her share of the child to me then we shall negotiate around the table in an Ed Miliband like fashion, and come to an amicable solution that benefits me mostly.


    I don't think you understand that human rights are a man made philosophical load of bull****, and I can just as easily use another piece of man made philosophical bull**** to back up my argument, i.e. the first amendment of the American Constitution, which gives me the right to the freedom of speech and therefore I can state, Human Rights are a load of nonsense I don't need to adhere to, and there is nothing you can do about it. How's that for some pseudo intellectual bull****? I declare this case a victory. You can now escort your arse from this court room. Case dismissed.
    Doesn't make you any stronger as that muscle is in entirety the wrong place to be of any use. Not to mention the risk of an RSI. You buy a dog, you care for the dog. You are clearly not fit to be a parent.

    I haven't got daddy issues. I have no interest in any form of sex work. I am a feminist. I believe that women are the equals of men and that currently they aren't treated as such. That is what feminism means.

    Maybe out of useless protein supplements and gym memberships. You are putting yourself first. You don't deserve to be a parent because of your selfishness.

    Nope. Illegal to own another human. You contributed a single cell. The smallest cell in the human body. You own nothing. The child can be taken away from you if you are found unfit to be a parent. You have a duty of care. Not ownership.

    The European Court of Human rights doesn't believe that. You can not adhere to human rights but that is a very long prison sentence. International law backs up my position. What backs up yours except a very flawed philosophy?

    Not an intellectual genius. Intelligence is fickle. What do you do if your child has a learning disability? These cannot usually be detected until well after birth.

    You are responsible for child support.

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    (Original post by Katty3)
    You buy a dog, you care for the dog.
    I didnt buy the dog.

    I haven't got daddy issues. I have no interest in any form of sex work. I am a feminist. I believe that women are the equals of men and that currently they aren't treated as such. That is what feminism means.
    Wrong.

    Maybe out of useless protein supplements and gym memberships. You are putting yourself first. You don't deserve to be a parent because of your selfishness.
    I am putting myself before the dog, yes. Im a humanitarian. I believe humans are more important than other animals. I see us as superior.

    Nope. Illegal to own another human. You contributed a single cell. The smallest cell in the human body. You own nothing. The child can be taken away from you if you are found unfit to be a parent. You have a duty of care. Not ownership.
    Incorrect. If the child does not have a birth certificate then it cannot be taken away by social services. Of course, this will stop the child from having a passport but its okay because they can holiday in Blackpool.

    The European Court of Human rights doesn't believe that. You can not adhere to human rights but that is a very long prison sentence. International law backs up my position. What backs up yours except a very flawed philosophy?
    Wrong.

    You are responsible for child support.
    No, I am not.
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    (Original post by Fidus Achates)
    intellectual genius
    Pfft. You're certainly *something*, that's for sure.
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    (Original post by Fidus Achates)
    I didnt buy the dog.


    Wrong.


    I am putting myself before the dog, yes. Im a humanitarian. I believe humans are more important than other animals. I see us as superior.


    Incorrect. If the child does not have a birth certificate then it cannot be taken away by social services. Of course, this will stop the child from having a passport but its okay because they can holiday in Blackpool.


    Wrong.



    No, I am not.
    Doesn't matter. You took responsibility for the dog. You care for the dog.

    That is the correct definition and the facts support this belief.

    Social Services can take away any child not properly cared for. It is also mandatory to report births to the relevant authorities.

    You really aren't superior to a dog.

    Factually correct.

    You are.

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    (Original post by Katty3)
    Social Services can take away any child not properly cared for. It is also mandatory to report births to the relevant authorities.
    Incorrect. You cannot be prosecuted if you've not got a birth certificate as no legal representation of yourself has been created. You clearly know sod all about the law.

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    (Original post by Fidus Achates)
    Incorrect. You cannot be prosecuted if you've not got a birth certificate as no legal representation of yourself has been created. You clearly know sod all about the law.

    http://www.yourstrawman.com/
    The parents can be prosecuted. It has been mandatory to report all births since the mid 19th century.

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