Consider me a friend made.Puns are the best way to my heart, to be honest.
You should have made one!haha I'll let you into a secret, i have been waiting for a thread like this to start!!! I've got soo many puns- haha of course we have great minds- we're like Geniuses!!!
Puns are great. Never hesitate in sharing them, especially with me.
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Bruce Willis was found dead this morning. A bottle of viagra was found near his body. Well... I guess he died hard.
That's a good one. Incoming rep.Your contribution is much appreciated.
I can't cope. I'm now making pun game a thing. Your pun game is strong, Indetermy.
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Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them
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Or worst, depending on how you look at it.I'm looking for a cheer up and we all know puns are the best, so share some below!
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I used to be a pantomime horse. Quit while I was a head.
I used to get called hemmeroids. They thought I was a pain the ass.
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Vagina jokes are not funny. Period.
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Hey baby, are you a start codon?
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how did you get here? I squatted, put my head between my knees and fell forward because that's how i roll.
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period jokes are bloody annoying...... people need to stop ovaryreacting
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"Want to know what separates the men from the boys? Operation Yewtree."
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"Want to know what separates the men from the boys? Operation Yewtree."
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