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    (Original post by iEthan)
    but of course! I made the template for April Fools and I keep reusing it because it took AGES :rofl:
    Gee, if only you were this dedicated to revision, the wonders you could achieve on your statement of results in August...

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    I'm kidding -- well done.
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    (Original post by ForestShadow)
    Yes I did take the bite:hmmm:, and Im still hungry:holmes:..what is this then?

    A rite of passage when first talking to you where we go through this reference/joke cos right now lady this is what's going down for me:

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    unless thats your chat up line or something in which case you need some new ones
    It's not so much a chat up line or a joke, it's more of a 'yes, I used bait and you clicked on it so who's the winner here?' type thing.

    When I use chat up lines, people know that I'm using chat up lines.
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    (Original post by mscaffrey)
    You actually just put me off my sandwich.
    here is one i made earlier for you:

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    i think he wants a sandwich from you
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    (Original post by Hydeman)
    Yeah, but isn't that the point of women's lives anyway?
    Not since the Spice Girls, HMan.

    (Original post by iEthan)
    :eek: :eek: :eek:

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    You and these images, iEthan.

    (Original post by ForestShadow)
    What do you mean? So you like firm baked goods:hmmm: or you mean the actual consistency:hmmmm: of th..WOAH....going onto firm already? pfttt what happened to family friendly?

    Also what does that mean by family friendly? :hmmmm2:

    Do you imagine families coming on to TSR together for a weekly browse like

    "Son open TSR up would you while I put the kettle on? Lets see whats on chat tonight, (calls upstairs) come on darling, dont want to miss the latest innuendos from mscaffrey---side note why that username? "

    Anyway if youre playing that game, I guess you could've said the hot man was well moulded/handled by you or you enjoyed his taste....
    The bold made me laugh. I dream of a future where that will happen.

    Family friendly simply means I'm thinking about the young people on this site and helping to make TSR the kind of place they can browse without fear of needing therapy or a sex education book.

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    i made these from Delia's new book "Easy Levantine Treats"

    That's a book I always turn to when in my kitchen and short of ideas.
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    (Original post by mscaffrey)
    When I use chat up lines, people know that I'm using chat up lines.
    For instance...? :sexface:

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    i think he wants a sandwich from you
    :toofunny:
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    (Original post by the bear)
    here is one i made earlier for you:
    That bread has a lovely crust and a very satisfying filling.
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    (Original post by mscaffrey)
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    Advices please.
    why are his legs super wide open ? xD
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    (Original post by mscaffrey)
    That bread has a lovely crust and a very satisfying filling.
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    (Original post by mscaffrey)
    Not since the Spice Girls, HMan.
    I don't understand. Is it too much to ask that women honour an accident of birth by doing all that they can to amuse me and cater to my smallest wish or happiness, whatever the cost to them? Life is so unfair. :emo:
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    (Original post by thefatone)
    why are his legs super wide open ? xD
    I will write to the manufacturer of my gingerbread man cutter and ask them for you.
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    (Original post by Hydeman)
    I don't understand. Is it too much to ask that women honour an accident of birth by doing all that they can to amuse me and make me happy, whatever the cost to them? Life is so unfair. :emo:
    I hope you have some man tissues with which to wipe away your man tears.
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    (Original post by Hydeman)
    For instance...? :sexface:



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    I'm not giving away my tips and tricks for free on TSR.
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    (Original post by mscaffrey)
    I will write to the manufacturer of my gingerbread man cutter and ask them for you.
    ok o.o
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    (Original post by mscaffrey)
    I hope you have some man tissues with which to wipe away your man tears.
    Why can't a woman wipe them away for me, as is her natural function? #TooUnfair.
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    (Original post by mscaffrey)
    I'm not giving away my tips and tricks for free on TSR.
    I'll pay you in sugar, if you get what I mean. :sexface:
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    (Original post by mscaffrey)
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    Advices please.
    Hot man must be THIRSTY
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    icing with raisins for buttons
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    (Original post by ZuluK)
    make sure he's hard and
    then suck the icing off
    keep going until he's soft
    And then swallow

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    Yummy!!! I like my men hard.
 
 
 
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