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    Sounds a bit pedo-ish ..... Are you also giving out free sweets?
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    It didn't work.
    *bear™ senses that you are wearing an artificial fiber.... polyester & rayon mix. please remove the offending garment immediately*
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    (Original post by the bear)
    *it was not milk*

    *the pain is a sign of healing*
    O... *dies*
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    (Original post by fatima1998)
    :hi: Hello BearTM
    there are people being *****y to me... i have no idea how to deal with them? :dontknow:
    i often ended up crying :sad:
    *switch to normal text size*

    NEXT !!!
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    *bear™ senses that you are wearing an artificial fiber.... polyester & rayon mix. please remove the offending garment immediately*
    Ok I'm naked. What now?
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    Sounds a bit pedo-ish ..... Are you also giving out free sweets?
    *here this one contains arsenic*
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    (Original post by the bear)
    *switch to normal text size*

    NEXT !!!
    :erm:
    fair enough!
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    Ok I'm naked. What now?

    *rub this special ointment into the affected area please.... no i meant your affected area :mmm:*
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    *rub this special ointment into the affected area please.... no i meant your affected area :mmm:*
    *dips fingers into strange liquid*
    *rubs affected area*
    *strange tingling sensation ensues*
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    *dips fingers into strange liquid*
    *rubs affected area*
    *strange tingling sensation ensues*

    *the tingling is quite normal Madame. now i must do a strange dance in front of you*
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    *the tingling is quite normal Madame. now i must do a strange dance in front of you*
    *You put your left arm in. Your left arm out. You do the hokey cokey and you turn around*
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    *You put your left arm in. Your left arm out. You do the hokey cokey and you turn around*
    *not as weird as that Madame. we do not want the evil spirits to come down*

    more like this:

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    *not as weird as that Madame. we do not want the evil spirits to come down*

    more like this:
    Oh I see. What does the dance do?
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    (Original post by littlenorthernlass)
    My eczema is really itchy
    if you dont mind me asking...
    do you also suffer from rhinitis / hayfever or asthma (hayfever can be linked to eczema). if not, have you tried using any emolients to moisturise skin and reduce itching (alternatively, do you take any topical steroids for eczema).
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    Oh I see. What does the dance do?
    *it helps me to lose weight*

    now Madame you must put on these special garments made of only natural fibers

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    if you dont mind me asking...
    do you also suffer from rhinitis / hayfever or asthma (hayfever can be linked to eczema). if not, have you tried using any emolients to moisturise skin and reduce itching (alternatively, do you take any topical steroids for eczema).
    ahem
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    ah, advice seeking, well um, should I shave my head off to help with my psoriasis as there is manufacturing issues with my main medication since september and other drug options arent available?

    (btw, why can I not give advice / enquire about health conditions of other people?)
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    ah, advice seeking, well um, should I shave my head off to help with my psoriasis as there is manufacturing issues with my main medication since september and other drug options arent available?

    (btw, why can I not give advice / enquire about health conditions of other people?)
    *this is bear™'s advice Cave. you are welcome to receive my free advice*

    *rub this special ointment on your head*

    *wear lace-up shoes*

    *tell people your name is Jeffrey*
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    *it helps me to lose weight*

    now Madame you must put on these special garments made of only natural fibers
    U don't need to lose weight ur perfect :eyelashes:
    Spoiler:
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    Use a knife to cut the flab it's faster.


    *begins sewing her dress of hay*
    *wears it from dusk till dawn*
    *a strange green rash has covered her whole body*
    *a little man appears at the window and says she must name her first born after him*
    *she agrees and the rash disappears*
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    (Original post by the bear)
    *this is bear™'s advice Cave. you are welcome to receive my free advice*

    *rub this special ointment on your head*

    *wear lace-up shoes*

    *tell people your name is Jeffrey*
    hello, my name is jeffrey, I am a butler for Mr carlton banks. carlton is a deranged little man child who is whiter than donald trump.
 
 
 
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