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    What if grandpa clenches your throat as a final muscle spasm and goes into rigor mortis in that contraction and you die?
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    Ive heard this before somewhere.
    I didnt laugh because my grandad died last year.
    But i generally find these thinbs funny tbh.
    I like crude humor!
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    (Original post by Serine Soul)
    What if grandpa clenches your throat as a final muscle spasm and goes into rigor mortis in that contraction and you die?

    What The ****
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    (Original post by FireFreezer77)
    Ive heard this before somewhere.
    I didnt laugh because my grandad died last year.
    But i generally find these thinbs funny tbh.
    I like crude humor!
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    (Original post by thefatone)
    What The ****
    You gon die
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    (Original post by Serine Soul)
    You gon die
    o.o
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    I laughed. I think that makes me a bad person.
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    Where did linda go after her house was bombed?
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    (Original post by Platopus)
    I laughed. I think that makes me a bad person.
    haha, i laughed too

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    Where did linda go after her house was bombed?
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    (Original post by AperfectBalance)
    Ok I have a joke for you
    What do you call a Black African pilot?
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    HIS NAME
    You pathetic imbecile. Jog on with your racism.
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    (Original post by Wrecked Sun)
    You pathetic imbecile. Jog on with your racism.
    I hope you are joking
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    (Original post by QuantumSnowy)
    Where did linda go after her house was bombed?
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