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    (Original post by ellie0497)
    What? :confused::console:
    Im joking, you just too damn hot for me to resist
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    Just checking, this is satire right? I'm having doubts due to some of the comments that take it seriously.
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    (Original post by Awesome Genius)
    Basically I'm thinking of using a dating website

    Would the below description of myself be advisable?

    I drive a nice car, iPhone 6s Plus, iMac, MBP, iPad Pro, own a flat worth about 700k, I love nice clothes and holidays. I love spending money on others
    I tidied it up for you. Let the gold diggers come rushing...
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    But the question is, is it the 12.9 inch iPad Pro or the 9.7 inch iPad Pro? No potential girlfriend will care if you haven't got the bigger screen and, therefore, more inches
    He could have a 2 inch Nokia 3310 but a gold digger still won't care if he has cows and a 700k flat
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    (Original post by NadeemKha_Arab)
    He could have a 2 inch Nokia 3310
    euphemism?
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    Who let the cows out? MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO? Smh, you don't even own a farm, you're irrelevant.
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    euphemism?
    maybe
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    (Original post by Youngmetro)
    Im joking, you just too damn hot for me to resist
    :lovehug:why, than you
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    (Original post by Awesome Genius)
    Basically I'm thinking of using a dating website

    Would the below description of myself be advisable?

    I'm 26 and 6ft 2, pretty good looking, drive a nice car, stable job as a doctor, Oxbridge education, loving and supportive family, iPhone 6s Plus, iMac, MBP, iPad Pro, own a flat worth about 700k, in India I own several cows and a scooter. I love nice clothes and holidays. I love spending money on others and myself but mostly myself.
    I still don't understand how you're dateless...
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    (Original post by AngryRedhead)
    I still don't understand how you're dateless...
    There are a number of reasons.

    I don't people like me that much after a while. I don't want something long term , I just want a f*ck buddy.
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    (Original post by Brixton Bossman)
    To be honest most of what you wrote is irrelevant.

    As if a guy that owns a cow and a scooter from India is a huge turn on.
    (Original post by BristolFresher15)
    You forgot to add the bit about you being an insufferable ****.


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    (Original post by mariam687)
    haram.
    lmfaooooooooo
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    OP if you're a Doctor u must have met plenty of other young female doctors or medical students- whatt was wrong with them
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    Did you get rejected by someone?


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    (Original post by Awesome Genius)
    There are a number of reasons.

    I don't people like me that much after a while. I don't want something long term , I just want a f*ck buddy.
    Wait what? Says a lot about commitment, AG...
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    #goals
 
 
 
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