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    well in class yeah this kid who had issues whipped it out and started stroking it, he wiped the *** in this girl's hair hahahaha
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    (Original post by John55)
    Asking the Questions that Matter

    Also If you've been caught yourself that would be an equally, if not more, funnystory
    Oh it's you. Lemon.

    I don't know whether 'caught' is an appropriate word in my situation.

    It is pretty normal around where I live. Everyone's doing that when they want to and how they want to.

    Yay!

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    Yes. My best friend from the ages of 12 to 17 was a guy and his family worked away a lot so my mum would watch him for days or week at a time so would stay over at my house and we were downstairs watching a movie one night and I was lying on the couch and he was on the arm chair and we dozed off half way through it and I woke up to get a drink and there he was chugging away and I coughed to show him I was awake and even shouted my dog to show I was awake but he still kept bloody going. The next day he said he was just itching his leg but that was a lot of crap. The sound from itching and the sound from your hand moving up and down quickly are very different :laugh:

    He actually done it another time after this too, pretty much in the same situation as above expect I shouted at him this and told him if he wanted a **** to do it in the bathroom and not in front of me. It would have been different if he was my boyfriend but he was only my best friend.
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    (Original post by Cherry82)
    Unfortunately my mother.
    It. was. disgusting! My eyes but mainly my ears have never been the same ever since then.
    Like I love my mother to bits and I know she's human, that it's normal/natural for humans, animals, living things to masturbate HOWEVER there are boundaries. When your kids are at home, don't do it. Just don't lol or if you have to, not when they are in the same room with you. That's just horrible and nasty on your children's side. I guess she thought I wouldn't notice because I had headphones in. :ashamed2::zomg:
    So you were in the same room as your mum and she still did it?
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    (Original post by Start the Fire)
    well in class yeah this kid who had issues whipped it out and started stroking it, he wiped the *** in this girl's hair hahahaha
    Thats not even funny
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    (Original post by Ayaz789)
    So you were in the same room as your mum and she still did it?
    :'(
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    (Original post by Cherry82)
    :'(
    Sorry:/
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    Sadly no I haven't
    it would make one helluva good anecdote gotta say
    I've never been caught either
    I'm very routine with my "me-time" because I always want it so I've just learnt how to do it stealthily
    I have caught ppl ****ing though
    I think you can only catch someone touching their special place if you live with those types of ppl or if you visit crackhouses a lot
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    (Original post by Impressive)
    Oh it's you. Lemon.

    I don't know whether 'caught' is an appropriate word in my situation.

    It is pretty normal around where I live. Everyone's doing that when they want to and how they want to.

    Yay!

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    Christ, where do you live? :eek:
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    ...I realise that that sounds creepy, I don't mean like, give me your address child! Or anything along those lines, I'm just intrigued, where in the world is it normal to jack off whenever you want, wherever you want?
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    Christ, where do you live? :eek:
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    ...I realise that that sounds creepy, I don't mean like, give me your address child! Or anything along those lines, I'm just intrigued, where in the world is it normal to jack off whenever you want, wherever you want?
    Oh.



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    :nooo: He was screaming and begging them to stop! :cry2: How could they be so cruel? :cry:
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    I got caught once.
    But then i realized I was looking for a mirror because im forever alone
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    Caught twice. Pretty mortified both times unsurprisingly! 😳😵
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    (Original post by Bex94)
    Caught twice. Pretty mortified both times unsurprisingly! 😳😵
    You got caught or you caught someone?
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    (Original post by Ayaz789)
    You got caught or you caught someone?
    I was the one caught 😱
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    (Original post by Bex94)
    I was the one caught 😱
    Hahaha by who?
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    (Original post by Ayaz789)
    Hahaha by who?
    Once by a stranger and once by a roommate.
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    (Original post by Bex94)
    Once by a stranger and once by a roommate.
    By a stranger wtaf
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    i got caught by bill gates
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    (Original post by Ayaz789)
    By a stranger wtaf
    These things happen. What are you gonna do! 🙄😏
 
 
 

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