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    (Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes)
    I used that to open my jar! I DIDN'T NEED A MAN!

    Lol meh, I just made a jalapeño sandwich at 1am in the morning, trust me! Your life is better than mine!
    Nah, I'm hungry af and there's no nothing I can eat instantly so I have to starve :c
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    (Original post by BizzStrut)
    In fact, this is how my parents met. She was a damsel in distress (was moving house and the moving company bailed) so her friend called him up and he moved her in and put up shelves - paid for by just teas, apparently...

    I never did believe that story, realising my birth was around a year later :erm:
    It probably wan't just teas...

    LOL well either way, it's better than how my parents met. They met at the airport (nucdev)....and my dad got confused as to which woman he was about to marry because my mum was sitting on a bench with another woman next to her (true story) :lol::lol:
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    (Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes)
    It probably wan't just teas...

    LOL well either way, it's better than how my parents met. They met at the airport (nucdev)....and my dad got confused as to which woman he was about to marry because my mum was sitting on a bench with another woman next to her (true story) :lol::lol:
    Did he say 'Rachel' when he wasnt supposed to

    (I can even reference FRIENDS. is that a pro or con?)
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    (Original post by BizzStrut)
    Did he say 'Rachel' when he wasnt supposed to

    (I can even reference FRIENDS. is that a pro or con?)
    I hope not!

    I would hope someone told him about my mothers essential details before they were married (it was an arranged marriage)


    Oh that is definitely a pro, lets get married!

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    (Original post by CoolCavy)
    You need the teeth of the family guinea pig to prise it open for you hun :ahee:

    :lovehug: x
    It would have broken his little teeth!
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    (Original post by Zargabaath)
    Nah, I'm hungry af and there's no nothing I can eat instantly so I have to starve :c
    Good you should because of the sarcasm....
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    For future reference, perhaps you should hit the gym. Man don't need towel when he got the mental and physical strength to overcome such obstacles as lids on jalapeño jars.
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    (Original post by Infamous*)
    Hey hope this helps!
    Really helped! Thank you :'-)
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    (Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes)
    Good you should because of the sarcasm....
    :cry2:
    I'm writing my note out for my parents to find when I die of hunger tonight and I'm putting your saltyness down in it

    P.S now I'm gonna haunt you :hand:
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    (Original post by DontSweatIt)
    For future reference, perhaps you should hit the gym. Man don't need towel when he got the mental and physical strength to overcome such obstacles as lids on jalapeño jars.


    I was actually sweating trying to open that jar. XDDD
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    (Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes)
    It probably wan't just teas...

    LOL well either way, it's better than how my parents met. They met at the airport (nucdev)....and my dad got confused as to which woman he was about to marry because my mum was sitting on a bench with another woman next to her (true story) :lol::lol:
    LMFAOOOO
    Well at least they didnt distance themselves from each other at the airport. Unlike these two
    :rofl:

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    Do not be confused. Lids are only the beginning of your troubles.
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    (Original post by Zargabaath)
    :cry2:
    I'm writing my note out for my parents to find when I die of hunger tonight and I'm putting your saltyness down in it

    P.S now I'm gonna haunt you :hand:
    My sandwich was SOOOOO yummy The softness of the bread, the spiciness of the jalapeños, MMMMMMMMMM.....

    "You said I killed you-haunt me then!!" (Withering heights reference, I hope you've read it!)

    https://youtu.be/v3whRfrU5K4
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    (Original post by DontSweatIt)
    Do not be confused. Lids are only the beginning of your troubles.
    What are my other troubles?
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    (Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes)
    What are my other troubles?
    Coursework
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    Determination.
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    (Original post by nucdev)
    LMFAOOOO
    Well at least they didnt distance themselves from each other at the airport. Unlike these two
    :rofl:

    LMFAO, that is SOOOOO not my parent's reality! XDDD

    My dad actually said to my mum "Jeri musalman buri betee see, soni segiii hunna? " to which my mum replied "uthee naal beya dar lends fear :rolleyes:"

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    English translation:

    My silly father : "The muslim lady sitting next to you was very beautiful, wasn't she? "

    My witty mother: "Well you should've married her then :rolleyes:"


    Haha, I love my mum!
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    (Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes)
    Really helped! Thank you :'-)
    let me know if you need help with anything else
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    (Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes)
    My sandwich was SOOOOO yummy The softness of the bread, the spiciness of the jalapeños, MMMMMMMMMM.....

    "You said I killed you-haunt me then!!" (Withering heights reference, I hope you've read it!)

    https://youtu.be/v3whRfrU5K4
    You're getting waaaay too into that sandwich :rofl:

    ngl I've always thought it was one of those ITV2 period dramas :lol:
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    (Original post by SinsNotTragedies)
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    Ikr!!!!!
 
 
 
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