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    That I have never smoked or done anything bad.
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    (Original post by ivybridge)
    We are legit doubles, I swear :lol:
    hey same here
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    Went to another city to buy a test book for Arts class

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    actually went to see a guy for some kinky fun
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    (Original post by ForgetMe)
    Went to another city to buy a test book for Arts class

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    actually went to see a guy for some kinky fun
    hahahaha that has to be the weakest excuse i've heard :lol:
    i wish my parents would've believed me if i said that
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    as long as you had fun tho
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    I didn't do it.
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    I don't really lie to my mum. It's not like she would care.
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    "I dont smoke"
    "of COURSE i'd never try drugs"
    "I dont know where all my money went"
    "obviously I will have a soft drink between every alcoholic one"
    "Yes im studying right now"
    "Im looking after myself really well"
    "I eat vegetables every day"
    "yes im still cooking proper meals"
    "i dont stay up al night"

    etc etc etc i could go on forever
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    (Original post by Zargabaath)
    hahahaha that has to be the weakest excuse i've heard :lol:
    i wish my parents would've believed me if i said that
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    as long as you had fun tho
    I had to persuade her a lot since she was overprotective, I was like mum if I don't get this book, I'll be only idiot in class without it etc :rofl: It was very popular and used by all schools in my town and every time bookstores got them, they were sold out instantly, I went through all bookshops and they kept telling me they're out of stock :unimpressed:

    I did buy the book but only after I left the guy :sexface: Meh, I regret I even bothered to meet with that guy :erm: He took me to his teacher's flat and told that elderly man that I came up for study despite the guy walking naked with a boner :rofl:
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    (Original post by ForgetMe)
    I had to persuade her a lot since she was overprotective, I was like mum if I don't get this book, I'll be only idiot in class without it etc :rofl: It was very popular and used by all schools in my town and every time bookstores got them, they were sold out instantly, I went through all bookshops and they kept telling me they're out of stock :unimpressed:

    I did buy the book but only after I left the guy :sexface: Meh, I regret I even bothered to meet with that guy :erm: He took me to his teacher's flat and told that elderly man that I came up for study despite us the guy walking naked with a boner :rofl:
    Well you got the book, at least some good came of it?
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    (Original post by Zargabaath)
    Well you got the book, at least some good came of it?
    Yep
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    9:00am

    Phone rings....


    me: "Hi mum"
    Mum:" Hello *my name* , are you awake yet?"
    me: "yes mum, I'm revising" *pulls duvet over face and tries to forget my existence*
    Mum:"Make sure you pay dads crossing charge"
    Me:"Okay I will, can you please go?, I'm studying and you're disturbing me mum " *wants bed to swallow me up*
    mum:"are you sure you're awake?"
    me: "OBVIOUSLY MUM!, my exam is in 3 days, why would I still be sleeping?" *heart cries*
    Mum: "bye"

    Dad comes home at 7:00pm

    Dad: "did you pay it?"
    me: *shiteee, ****, ****, ****, oh dearrrrrr * "Yes dad, all done!"



    I LIE ALL THE TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    (Original post by serah.exe)
    I'm a Muslim
    This makes me sad.
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    *Comes home at 9am* "I slept at my friends house" I left my friends house at like 11pm the previous night < done this twice
    "No mum I'm not drunk" < done this more than 15 times
    "No mum those are rashes, not hickies" < lost count of how many times I've used this
    *3 months before exams* "Yes dad I'm revising really hard" *3 days before exams and still have not started revision*

    Those are the "main" ones :lol: But yeah I lie to them a lot... n
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    Not exactly a lie, but I always managed to convince my mum I was such a good boy when in reality I was a total wrong'un :rofl:
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    "No, I don't drink " when I was about 15 to my grandparents

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    I am taking contraception pills for period cramps
 
 
 
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