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Last week I had a meeting with David Cameron - AMA watch

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    This thread is ace.
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    (Original post by David Cameron™)
    Imagine the combination of Adrenaline, heroin and caffeine coursing through your body as you're eating Oreos and masturbating.
    I always eat oreos while masturbating (And have a healthy stash of adrenaline i stole from this blind peanut allergy kid who lives in my street ha)

    Just need to get me some heroin and coffee. Thanks Dave!
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    Is there a valid reason for why you had the meeting but didn't give him at least a quick spank for being a big toffy Tory?
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    (Original post by Captain Jack)
    No tie.

    Smooth.
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    (Original post by Reue)
    No tie.

    Smooth.
    I always say come casual. Lord Sewel sometimes takes that a bit far though. Silly chap.
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    (Original post by Reue)
    No tie.

    Smooth.
    My boyfriend asked about the tie haha my response was, "I wear a tie for no one" before I knew Cammers would be there
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    (Original post by Captain Jack)




    I don't understand what you mean?
    The door butlers are more scruffy than they used to be.
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    (Original post by Captain Jack)
    My boyfriend asked about the tie haha my response was, "I wear a tie for no one" before I knew Cammers would be there
    Even Zuck wore a tie!!

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    (Original post by Fullofsurprises)
    The door butlers are more scruffy than they used to be.
    Soz about that
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    Did he give you a Conservative Party membership form? Or has he given up trying these days?
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    (Original post by Reue)
    Even Zuck wore a tie!!

    Tie shmie.

    Ties are so 21st Century estate agent.
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    (Original post by Captain Jack)
    Soz about that
    I was going to say "Number 10 policeman - younger than ever". :lol:
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    (Original post by Fullofsurprises)
    The door butlers are more scruffy than they used to be.
    Yes yes I had a word with Teresa about this. That's what the Home Secretary does if anyone is curious.
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    (Original post by Fullofsurprises)
    Did he give you a Conservative Party membership form? Or has he given up trying these days?
    He didn't give me a form, I did get a cup of tea though.

    (Original post by Fullofsurprises)
    I was going to say "Number 10 policeman - younger than ever". :lol:
    haha, no, you were bang on first time :lol:
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    (Original post by David Cameron™)
    Yes yes I had a word with Teresa about this. That's what the Home Secretary does if anyone is curious.
    The Butler of the Inner Pantry used to be Eric Pickles, but they got irritated when he accepted a cake from Jeremy Corbyn.
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    (Original post by Captain Jack)
    He didn't give me a form, I did get a cup of tea though.
    I hear Boris goes along with a food taster.

    (Original post by Captain Jack)
    haha, no, you were bang on first time :lol:
    :hat2:
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    (Original post by Captain Jack)
    Hopefully one day, we have offered the opportunity but it depends on whether everyone on here wants to speak to him.
    Do you WANT to be deported? :lol: but for real with all the trolls on here and young people with very strong opinions hiding behind screens I realllllyyyyyyy don't think it's a good idea
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    (Original post by Captain Jack)
    My boyfriend asked about the tie haha my response was, "I wear a tie for no one" before I knew Cammers would be there
    Wait so you didn't even KNOW you were gonna meet him :eek: xD
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    (Original post by Captain Jack)
    He didn't give me a form, I did get a cup of tea though.



    haha, no, you were bang on first time :lol:

    (Original post by Fullofsurprises)
    Did he give you a Conservative Party membership form? Or has he given up trying these days?
    Jacko is already a member of the party.

    I also bribed him to sign up to labour back in September to get that moron Corbyn in charge.

    Now we all have a good laugh in parliament,
    Especially when he uses people's names to humanise the issues we don't really give a toss about.

    #austerityisbae
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    (Original post by David Cameron™)
    Yes yes I had a word with Teresa about this. That's what the Home Secretary does if anyone is curious.
    Dead :rofl:
 
 
 
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