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    (Original post by The_Internet)
    I dont think it's meant to be But here's the safe word if needed

    (Original post by SpiritSharD)
    I'm into some good stuff.

    Sounds wonderful and I'm more than happy to let that^ be my "safe word"
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    (Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes)
    Oh my gosh, marry me :mwuaha:
    Omg :rofl:
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    Ladies, follow me...
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    (Original post by SinsNotTragedies)
    Omg :rofl:
    Well, what can I say? my inner sadist comes out to play sometimes...
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    (Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes)
    Well, what can I say? my inner sadist comes out to play sometimes...
    Are you.... okay? :lolwut:

    You must keep yourself pure for that special someone, okay?!
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    (Original post by SinsNotTragedies)
    Are you.... okay? :lolwut:

    You must keep yourself pure for that special someone, okay?!
    :yep: I'm fine!

    True, true...when will my doctor come? I've waited ever so long...:cry2:
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    Bora bora me thinks
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    (Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes)
    :yep: I'm fine!

    True, true...when will my doctor come? I've waited ever so long...:cry2:
    You're still so young smh. Anyway, we'll search together :awesome: - but what if we only find one and we both want him?! :erm:
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    (Original post by SinsNotTragedies)
    You're still so young smh. Anyway, we'll search together :awesome: - but what if we only find one and we both want him?! :erm:
    We will have to roll a dice.

    The naked hulk alongside came, And the twain were casting dice; 'The game is done! I've won! I've won!' Quoth she, and whistles thrice.

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    (Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes)
    We will have to roll a dice.

    The naked hulk alongside came, And the twain were casting dice; 'The game is done! I've won! I've won!' Quoth she, and whistles thrice.

    If you get one first you need to set me up
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    (Original post by Impressive)
    Eat some honey.

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    on the moon..... BANTER
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    Sex?
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    I'm married and we never went on a honeymoon. :sad:
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    (Original post by Sabertooth)
    I'm married and we never went on a honeymoon. :sad:
    Go on one right now! :ahee:
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    It would be all :sexface: for me :rofl:
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    (Original post by Reue)
    Seems everyone just sticks to the '3 weeks on a deserted beach' idea. Lets have some originality! Give me ideas TSR and what would be your dream honeymoon? 3 weeks... £5k.... go!
    Just sex. Save £5K.
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    (Original post by SinsNotTragedies)
    Go on one right now! :ahee:
    I wish!

    We're going to New York in July but that's to visit my spouse's mother so not really a "honeymoon".
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    (Original post by Sabertooth)
    I wish!

    We're going to New York in July but that's to visit my spouse's mother so not really a "honeymoon".
    Aww, you can make a honeymoon out of it! :giggle: You're going with each other so it will be great anyway!
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    (Original post by SinsNotTragedies)
    Aww, you can make a honeymoon out of it! :giggle: You're going with each other so it will be great anyway!
    Aha, if only. Her mother lives in a 1 bedroom apartment - we'll be sleeping on the couch in the living room. Not really all that romantic!
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    Book tickets for South of france - get on wrong flight - end up in Amsterdam - red light district - threesome with prostitute - wife realises she's a lesbian - get divorced - get depressed - become a cocaine addict and fund addiction through working as gigolo - get aids - go mad - cut **** off - get in car despite lack of license - run over some people - finally pass out due to blood loss - wake up in hospital - meet doctor Stavlos who has a weird fetish for men without a penis - get discharged - get kidnapped by doctor Stavlos and spend rest of life as his sex toy...
 
 
 
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