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    (Original post by TelAviv)
    We have:
    - 4th most efficient healthcare in the world (Bloomburg)
    - Low crime rate
    - Socialised healthcare that isn't changing (So no complaining about privatisation)
    - Speak English
    - National service (so much fun!)
    - Sunny beaches with lovely warm Med (much better than glum English beaches)
    - Superb range of tourist destinations - including Europe and Asia in easy access
    - A high GDP and relatively low cost of living
    - Protection from international conspiracies/illuminati (Because Israel is behind them all anyway )
    - Elections are based on proportional representation (So no more 'buuut Tories only won 33% of vote!'
    - Great access to new technologies because they're made here

    Sure, the UN, Human Rights groups, and several Islamic countries really don't like us - but who cares? Uncle Sam sure doesn't!

    All you have to do is convert to Judaism - so what are you waiting for?
    Come to the Holy Land today!
    Dude i am already ermm physically prepared ...can i get a fast track admission ?
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    (Original post by TelAviv)
    We have:
    - 4th most efficient healthcare in the world (Bloomburg)
    - Low crime rate
    - Socialised healthcare that isn't changing (So no complaining about privatisation)
    - Speak English
    - National service (so much fun!)
    - Sunny beaches with lovely warm Med (much better than glum English beaches)
    - Superb range of tourist destinations - including Europe and Asia in easy access
    - A high GDP and relatively low cost of living
    - Protection from international conspiracies/illuminati (Because Israel is behind them all anyway )
    - Elections are based on proportional representation (So no more 'buuut Tories only won 33% of vote!'
    - Great access to new technologies because they're made here

    Sure, the UN, Human Rights groups, and several Islamic countries really don't like us - but who cares? Uncle Sam sure doesn't!

    All you have to do is convert to Judaism - so what are you waiting for?
    Come to the Holy Land today!
    but im Goy.
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    (Original post by TelAviv)
    We have:
    - 4th most efficient healthcare in the world (Bloomburg)
    - Low crime rate
    - Socialised healthcare that isn't changing (So no complaining about privatisation)
    - Speak English
    - National service (so much fun!)
    - Sunny beaches with lovely warm Med (much better than glum English beaches)
    - Superb range of tourist destinations - including Europe and Asia in easy access
    - A high GDP and relatively low cost of living
    - Protection from international conspiracies/illuminati (Because Israel is behind them all anyway )
    - Elections are based on proportional representation (So no more 'buuut Tories only won 33% of vote!'
    - Great access to new technologies because they're made here

    Sure, the UN, Human Rights groups, and several Islamic countries really don't like us - but who cares? Uncle Sam sure doesn't!

    All you have to do is convert to Judaism - so what are you waiting for?
    Come to the Holy Land today!
    Do I get a Merkava 4 tank?
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    Add getting murdered by Hamas to the list?

    Also what is going to happen if I joined and partake in some kind of "stop occupying Palestine group"?


    Also your leader seems a tad nuts. Why did you elect him? :cry:
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    (Original post by Tootles)
    I have Jewish ancestors, does that count? :puppyeyes:

    (Not on my mother's side though, it was my father's paternal grandfather)
    This will likely count in your favour, but I think you need a certain level of Jewishness to be eligible for the Law of Return.

    (Original post by PlayerBB)
    It's really sad how you're taking advantage of people who are mad because the voting didn't come up the way they wanted. Actually about the things you listed, all of them are tempting obviously but haven't ever crossed your mind that their is a quote that says "It's too good to be real" so yeah people before you make any horrific decision, please look up on the Internet, you'll see many resources which I believe are not biased
    Boohoo! You'd think the sky was falling by the way some remainers are crying about it.
    What parts in particular are "too good to be real"? The sushi part?

    (Original post by the bear)
    Dude i am already ermm physically prepared ...can i get a fast track admission ?
    be jew

    (Original post by Vikingninja)
    Do I get a Merkava 4 tank?
    Sadly no, but you may keep/carry an assault rifle and/or pistol depending on where you live and your previous occupations.

    (Original post by ChaoticButterfly)
    Add getting murdered by Hamas to the list?
    Highly unlikely to happen when you're protected by such strong men!
    Maybe you'd be safer in Paris or Brussels?

    Also what is going to happen if I joined and partake in some kind of "stop occupying Palestine group"?
    If you were already a citizen by then, nothing would happen. Israel doesn't punish its citizens for holding alternative political views (unlike the nasty neighbours!)

    Also your leader seems a tad nuts. Why did you elect him? :cry:
    Because Netanyahu is bae and we love him very much for being so strong <3
    Leaving the EU and putting Boris up for PM seems a tad nuts. Why did you vote for that?
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    Apparently your McDonald's burgers are big over there.. is that true??!?

    Also what is that animal on ur avatar?!?!? It's so cute lol i want one
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    (Original post by george_c00per)
    Apparently your McDonald's burgers are big over there.. is that true??!?

    Also what is that animal on ur avatar?!?!? It's so cute lol i want one
    Yes, it is true that McDonald's burgers here are significantly bigger than those in other countries. I think this is something to do with how they're cooked but I don't really know.
    I think the best thing about McDonald's here is that there's the blue kosher variant in addition to the typical American one!

    I have no idea what creature it is in my avatar; I took it off some Instagram page for memes. It looks like an animated rodent from a dodgy Asian children's show.

    Such fun!
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    (Original post by TelAviv)
    I have no idea what creature it is in my avatar; I took it off some Instagram page for memes. It looks like an animated rodent from a dodgy Asian children's show.
    That pic is apparently some scientists knock up of what would happen if Humans bred with Pigs... It's a pretty good argument against bestiality if you ask me.

    Anyhow you all are forgetting the best bit. Jewrunes are the best looking letters on the planet. It's been scientifically proven my Tel'aviv University professors. (Probably)
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    (Original post by TelAviv)
    This will likely count in your favour, but I think you need a certain level of Jewishness to be eligible for the Law of Return.
    Well I've always had a lot of respect and love for Jewish culture, and I've been told by a lot of people that I look very Jewish, except for losing my hair.

    Looks like I might just be coming to visit :moon:
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    (Original post by TelAviv)

    Boohoo! You'd think the sky was falling by the way some remainers are crying about it.
    What parts in particular are "too good to be real"? The sushi part?
    Indeed, they're crying about it and you're taking advantage of them, just face it!! And lol all of it (I am not buying anything you said)

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    (Original post by Xelfrost)
    Pigs
    Kosher? :giggle:

    (Original post by PlayerBB)
    Indeed, they're crying about it and you're taking advantage of them, just face it!! And lol all of it (I am not buying anything you said)
    Then provide some evidence that isn't from BDS or another anti-Israel source to refute it. You sound silly if you're willing to ignore blatant facts simply because 'taking advantage'
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    Okay, you got me. I'm a Mossad agent working to undermine the UK by stealing all of its young people. Please don't tell anyone of our master plan!
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    (Original post by TelAviv)
    Kosher? :giggle:


    Then provide some evidence that isn't from BDS or another anti-Israel source to refute it. You sound silly if you're willing to ignore blatant facts simply because 'taking advantage'
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    Okay, you got me. I'm a Mossad agent working to undermine the UK by stealing all of its young people. Please don't tell anyone of our master plan!
    Hahahah what are you even talking about ? I don't think you even understand what you're saying lol

    Just to let you know about the facts you said

    We speak English - (Almost every single country now speak english)

    We have a low crime rate - I doubt that, you didn't provide any documents to support what you have just said plus, if you just search on the Internet for countries with lowest crime rates, you won't see Israel is one of them

    About the heathcare - I am pretty sure UK has better healthcare system

    Don't get me wrong, I respect the Jews but you're posting this thread like you're selling some apartments and you want buyers but then those buyers have the condition to convert to Judaism, like ????
    And you could have posted this thread in any time of the year but you posted it when the voting have finished and many people ended up being upset and you're telling that's not taking advantage ?


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    (Original post by SuperHuman98)
    In RE we learnt that it takes 3 years to convert and is very difficult
    yep it does.... but u dont have to convert to move to Israel
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    (Original post by PrincessZara)
    You even seen the way Christians and Muslims are treated there ? LMAO. No thanks, I'll pass.

    thats only in 1 area
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    (Original post by WBZ144)
    How do you convert to Judaism though? I know a lad who now identifies as a Bnei Noah, as he wants to be Jewish but was not born a Jew. But I don't think he is considered to be fully converted yet.

    I have had too many bad experiences with religion, don't want it anymore . I still respect religious people who are of good character like everyone else though.

    I guess there is a place out there for us all, just have to find it.
    go to a rabbi if u want to convert
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    Hmmmm....Supporting a military occupation with a conscious is not high on my list. I don't intend to go there in this lifetime.
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    (Original post by Xelfrost)
    Sounds nice. I don't know many other Jews around here. And the lack of a J-soc on TSR doesn't help
    im jewish !
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    (Original post by PlayerBB)
    Hahahah what are you even talking about ? I don't think you even understand what you're saying lol
    You're saying my points are wrong, when all you've done is change their context or said other countries are similar.
    Just to let you know about the facts you said

    We speak English - (Almost every single country now speak english)
    You're deluded if you think even almost every country speaks English. Even if they did, that doesn't invalidate the fact that English is commonly spoken Israel.
    Evidence. Israel has a percentage of English speakers similar to Canada.

    We have a low crime rate - I doubt that, you didn't provide any documents to support what you have just said plus, if you just search on the Internet for countries with lowest crime rates, you won't see Israel is one of them
    I didn't claim Israel has the 'lowest crime rates', just that it has low crime rates.
    Here. Israel has a lower murder rate per capita than Finland, Luxembourg and South Korea. If we were to discount violence in the West Bank it would be even lower.

    About the heathcare - I am pretty sure UK has better healthcare system
    I didn't claim either was better than the other, only how efficient Israel's was. That said, the NHS' main benefit is that it is free for everyone - not the actual quality of the care, despite that also being good.

    Don't get me wrong, I respect the Jews but you're posting this thread like you're selling some apartments and you want buyers but then those buyers have the condition to convert to Judaism, like ????
    And you could have posted this thread in any time of the year but you posted it when the voting have finished and many people ended up being upset and you're telling that's not taking advantage ?
    Well yeah, people have never been this salty so it's the perfect time to strike. You've already unmasked my true identity so yes, I admit to taking advantage of the situation as part of a Zionist conspiracy to destroy the West.
    I hate to see my conspiracies unmasked by clever people like you!
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    (Original post by TelAviv)
    I hate to see my conspiracies unmasked by clever people like you!
    Well, I cherish that you have at least admitted it, thanks for that!
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    (Original post by TelAviv)
    We have:
    - 4th most efficient healthcare in the world (Bloomburg)
    - Low crime rate
    - Socialised healthcare that isn't changing (So no complaining about privatisation)
    - Speak English
    - National service (so much fun!)
    - Sunny beaches with lovely warm Med (much better than glum English beaches)
    - Superb range of tourist destinations - including Europe and Asia in easy access
    - A high GDP and relatively low cost of living
    - Protection from international conspiracies/illuminati (Because Israel is behind them all anyway )
    - Elections are based on proportional representation (So no more 'buuut Tories only won 33% of vote!'
    - Great access to new technologies because they're made here

    Sure, the UN, Human Rights groups, and several Islamic countries really don't like us - but who cares? Uncle Sam sure doesn't!

    All you have to do is convert to Judaism - so what are you waiting for?
    Come to the Holy Land today!
    I've already converted to Judaism and I'm only 26km far from Tel Aviv.

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