Sad about Brexit? Move to Israel!

We have:
- 4th most efficient healthcare in the world (Bloomburg)
- Low crime rate
- Socialised healthcare that isn't changing (So no complaining about privatisation)
- Speak English
- National service (so much fun!)
- Sunny beaches with lovely warm Med (much better than glum English beaches)
- Superb range of tourist destinations - including Europe and Asia in easy access
- A high GDP and relatively low cost of living
- Protection from international conspiracies/illuminati (Because Israel is behind them all anyway )
- Elections are based on proportional representation (So no more 'buuut Tories only won 33% of vote!'
- Great access to new technologies because they're made here

Sure, the UN, Human Rights groups, and several Islamic countries really don't like us - but who cares? Uncle Sam sure doesn't!

All you have to do is convert to Judaism - so what are you waiting for?
Come to the Holy Land today!

We have:
- 4th most efficient healthcare in the world (Bloomburg)
- Low crime rate
- Socialised healthcare that isn't changing (So no complaining about privatisation)
- Speak English
- National service (so much fun!)
- Sunny beaches with lovely warm Med (much better than glum English beaches)
- Superb range of tourist destinations - including Europe and Asia in easy access
- A high GDP and relatively low cost of living
- Protection from international conspiracies/illuminati (Because Israel is behind them all anyway )
- Elections are based on proportional representation (So no more 'buuut Tories only won 33% of vote!'
- Great access to new technologies because they're made here

Sure, the UN, Human Rights groups, and several Islamic countries really don't like us - but who cares? Uncle Sam sure doesn't!

All you have to do is convert to Judaism - so what are you waiting for?
Come to the Holy Land today!

We have:
- 4th most efficient healthcare in the world (Bloomburg)
- Low crime rate
- Socialised healthcare that isn't changing (So no complaining about privatisation)
- Speak English
- National service (so much fun!)
- Sunny beaches with lovely warm Med (much better than glum English beaches)
- Superb range of tourist destinations - including Europe and Asia in easy access
- A high GDP and relatively low cost of living
- Protection from international conspiracies/illuminati (Because Israel is behind them all anyway )
- Elections are based on proportional representation (So no more 'buuut Tories only won 33% of vote!'
- Great access to new technologies because they're made here

Sure, the UN, Human Rights groups, and several Islamic countries really don't like us - but who cares? Uncle Sam sure doesn't!

All you have to do is convert to Judaism - so what are you waiting for?
Come to the Holy Land today!

I have Jewish ancestors, does that count?

(Not on my mother's side though, it was my father's paternal grandfather)

It's really sad how you're taking advantage of people who are mad because the voting didn't come up the way they wanted. Actually about the things you listed, all of them are tempting obviously but haven't ever crossed your mind that their is a quote that says "It's too good to be real" so yeah people before you make any horrific decision, please look up on the Internet, you'll see many resources which I believe are not biased

Dude i am already ermm physically prepared ...can i get a fast track admission ?

Do I get a Merkava 4 tank?

Add getting murdered by Hamas to the list?
Highly unlikely to happen when you're protected by such strong men!
Maybe you'd be safer in Paris or Brussels?

Also what is going to happen if I joined and partake in some kind of "stop occupying Palestine group"?
If you were already a citizen by then, nothing would happen. Israel doesn't punish its citizens for holding alternative political views (unlike the nasty neighbours!)

Also your leader seems a tad nuts. Why did you elect him?
Because Netanyahu is bae and we love him very much for being so strong <3
Leaving the EU and putting Boris up for PM seems a tad nuts. Why did you vote for that?

Apparently your McDonald's burgers are big over there.. is that true??!?

Also what is that animal on ur avatar?!?!? It's so cute lol i want one

I have no idea what creature it is in my avatar; I took it off some Instagram page for memes. It looks like an animated rodent from a dodgy Asian children's show.

This will likely count in your favour, but I think you need a certain level of Jewishness to be eligible for the Law of Return.

Boohoo! You'd think the sky was falling by the way some remainers are crying about it.
What parts in particular are "too good to be real"? The sushi part?

Pigs

Indeed, they're crying about it and you're taking advantage of them, just face it!! And lol all of it (I am not buying anything you said)

Kosher?


Then provide some evidence that isn't from BDS or another anti-Israel source to refute it. You sound silly if you're willing to ignore blatant facts simply because 'taking advantage'

In RE we learnt that it takes 3 years to convert and is very difficult

You even seen the way Christians and Muslims are treated there ? LMAO. No thanks, I'll pass.

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How do you convert to Judaism though? I know a lad who now identifies as a Bnei Noah, as he wants to be Jewish but was not born a Jew. But I don't think he is considered to be fully converted yet.

I have had too many bad experiences with religion, don't want it anymore . I still respect religious people who are of good character like everyone else though.

I guess there is a place out there for us all, just have to find it.

Sounds nice. I don't know many other Jews around here. And the lack of a J-soc on TSR doesn't help

Hahahah what are you even talking about ? I don't think you even understand what you're saying lol
You're saying my points are wrong, when all you've done is change their context or said other countries are similar.
Just to let you know about the facts you said

We speak English - (Almost every single country now speak english)
You're deluded if you think even almost every country speaks English. Even if they did, that doesn't invalidate the fact that English is commonly spoken Israel.
Evidence. Israel has a percentage of English speakers similar to Canada.

We have a low crime rate - I doubt that, you didn't provide any documents to support what you have just said plus, if you just search on the Internet for countries with lowest crime rates, you won't see Israel is one of them
I didn't claim Israel has the 'lowest crime rates', just that it has low crime rates.
Here. Israel has a lower murder rate per capita than Finland, Luxembourg and South Korea. If we were to discount violence in the West Bank it would be even lower.

About the heathcare - I am pretty sure UK has better healthcare system
I didn't claim either was better than the other, only how efficient Israel's was. That said, the NHS' main benefit is that it is free for everyone - not the actual quality of the care, despite that also being good.

Don't get me wrong, I respect the Jews but you're posting this thread like you're selling some apartments and you want buyers but then those buyers have the condition to convert to Judaism, like ????
And you could have posted this thread in any time of the year but you posted it when the voting have finished and many people ended up being upset and you're telling that's not taking advantage ?
Well yeah, people have never been this salty so it's the perfect time to strike. You've already unmasked my true identity so yes, I admit to taking advantage of the situation as part of a Zionist conspiracy to destroy the West.

I hate to see my conspiracies unmasked by clever people like you!

We have:
- 4th most efficient healthcare in the world (Bloomburg)
- Low crime rate
- Socialised healthcare that isn't changing (So no complaining about privatisation)
- Speak English
- National service (so much fun!)
- Sunny beaches with lovely warm Med (much better than glum English beaches)
- Superb range of tourist destinations - including Europe and Asia in easy access
- A high GDP and relatively low cost of living
- Protection from international conspiracies/illuminati (Because Israel is behind them all anyway )
- Elections are based on proportional representation (So no more 'buuut Tories only won 33% of vote!'
- Great access to new technologies because they're made here

Sure, the UN, Human Rights groups, and several Islamic countries really don't like us - but who cares? Uncle Sam sure doesn't!

All you have to do is convert to Judaism - so what are you waiting for?
Come to the Holy Land today!