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    North Korea would be the kid with some of the biggest guns with only two friends (China and Russia), but many secret admirers.
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    In a classroom

    USA would be the big kid who likes to throw his weight around.
    UK would be the big kids best friend who always joins in to give back up.
    Russia is the jealous kid who wants to be powerful.
    Switzerland is the kid who wants to be friends with everyone.
    Australia is that really intelligent kid who does everything properly and everyone wishes they had the brains.
    The eu is the gang who thinks they're really cool when they're bunch of ***** who can't do stuff right and are weak and dumb.
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    (Original post by TercioOfParma)
    And tried to be westernised once before, but fell in with the wrong people.
    Once you go West

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    (Original post by Gora The Xplorer)
    France would be the old guy with a really crazy son he keeps trying to ban from the house :rofl:
    Lol best one on the pg

    Germany would be the hot chick on the job who everyone wants and then shocks everyone when they see she's got 6 mixed race kids
    Jamaica would be the one who all the birds like because of his cool clothes and moves, but he keeps getting in trouble

    Romania would be a pedo
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    America's definitely the overweight guy tryna fight everyone at pubs
    But for some reason no one will just shut him up
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    South Africa will be the university kid that sleeps all day and parties all night.
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    UK is the kid who just does what the hell they like and starts all the trends and is a cool rebel
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    Bangladesh would be the class fish that is stuck in the science lab...
    You know I'm right :bawling: :sadnod:
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    someone needs to find a gif of that cafeteria scene from meangirls then edit each table to be different 'social groups' of countries omgg
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    (Original post by Boss_Rhythm)
    Bangladesh would be the class fish that is stuck in the science lab...
    You know I'm right :bawling: :sadnod:
    inb4 they eat the fish :teehee: :sexface:
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    (Original post by Gora The Xplorer)
    inb4 they eat the fish :teehee: :sexface:
    No... They are fish!!! :zomg:
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    BTW I am bengali
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    Somalia would be the kid that would always be taken advantage of by bigger tougher bullies (cough,cough) UK,FRANCE AND ITALY.
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    Iceland is that guy that all of a sudden starts getting the highest grades in class
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    (Original post by PrincessBO$$)
    Somalia would be the kid that would always be taken advantage of by bigger tougher bullies (cough,cough) UK,FRANCE AND ITALY.
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    Iceland is that guy that all of a sudden starts getting the highest grades in class
    Omg how can you say that. Racists
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    (Original post by 0to100)
    America's definitely the overweight guy tryna fight everyone at pubs
    But for some reason no one will just shut him up
    Wow Fashionist Xylophobe
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    (Original post by ln2u)
    Omg how can you say that. Racists
    How is that racist
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    Canada is the friendly chubby guy who's klutzy but can always cheer you up.

    Many of the Latin American and Middle Eastern nations would be those hard-working kids, many of them poor, who stay out of trouble and will take care of their families very well in the future. A small minority would be the creeps who write messages in fake blood on the sides of random neighbors' houses (this is divided more by individuals in each nation than by the nations).

    America, my own nation is the star football quarterback, with all the positive and negative character traits that entails.

    Russia is the cold, calculating manipulative girl who can twist any boy to her will for any reason.

    Britain, Holland, and France are all hipsters who are to cool for more than the minimum comfort their rich, wise, aristocratic parents offer them. Britain's a really politically liberal hipster (The Daily Beast), Holland's a really Bohemian hipster (La Vie Boheme), and France is a foodie.

    Italy and Spain are those romantic, sensitive guys who always wax poetic.

    Belgium is that one guy no one ever remembers the name of.

    Jamaica is the three kids in Geology who sit together making "that's what she said" jokes in class and spend most of their time smoking grass at home.

    Haiti and North Korea are the guys who still hang around the parking lot after class even though they were all expelled for violent behavior two semesters ago.

    India is the mysterious new girl we're all intrigued by, who we want to learn more about. Her intrigue is just mystery and not secrecy (that's China, India's arch-nemesis)

    Germany are the average people. Nothing bad, nothing special. Life blood of society who just does his/her own thing, don't attract to much attention, be themselves and be happy with that.

    Saudi Arabia is the bigoted elitist jerk who thinks she knows everything.
    i found this here
    https://www.quora.com/If-nations-wer...our-country-be
    it is on point :congrats:
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    Ireland would be the one who never shows up as they own a lot of money to the cool gang but can afford to be drunk most of the time
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    (Original post by eternaforest)
    How is that racist
    So Icelandicks are the new asians
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    (Original post by SuperHuman98)
    Canada would be the nicest kid
    ! Are you Canadian ?
 
 
 
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