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    COME ON, I JUST PUT MY POT NOODLE IN THE KETTLE TO COOK AND:



    What do I do now?????
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    (Original post by iEthan)
    That's up to the… F&D mods… Lucky for us, neither of us mod F&D. What was it that famous French royal said? "Let them eat semi-cooked pot noodle with water specifically too cool for cooking it and then write a post on an Internet forum about it to gain rep". I think I'm slightly paraphrasing.
    Sounds about right.

    I'd have moved it to Physiotherapy (on account of the hand friction thing), but maybe that's just me...
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    (Original post by 2016_GCSE)
    COME ON, I JUST PUT MY POT NOODLE IN THE KETTLE TO COOK AND:



    What do I do now?????
    I told you to get that tap.

    Now you'll have to get a new kettle instead.

    Young people these days. They never listen.
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    (Original post by jneill)
    Sounds about right.

    I'd have moved it to Physiotherapy (on account of the hand friction thing), but maybe that's just me...
    You're on a roll tonight, jneill. That got me good. I'm struggling to type. Really wasn't expecting that.
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    you know that Pot Noodles are made from dried tapeworms right ?
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    (Original post by jneill)
    I told you to get that tap.

    Now you'll have to get a new kettle instead.

    Young people these days. They never listen.
    Come on, I can't afford either of those now!!! How to cook Pot Noodles now????
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    (Original post by 2016_GCSE)
    Come on, I can't afford either of those now!!! How to cook Pot Noodles now????
    Ask if your neighbour has one of those taps.

    If not find some worms, a la the bear's comment. Even earthworms are fine actually, and they don't even need cooking.

    Just a little herding into a can. But be careful when you re-open it.
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    Thank me later.
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    (Original post by jneill)
    Ask if your neighbour has one of those taps.

    If not find some worms, a la the bear's comment. Even earthworms are fine actually, and they don't even need cooking.

    Just a little herding into a can. But be careful when you re-open it.
    What a splendid idea you have there. I shall go find some and try them.
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    (Original post by EricPiphany)



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    Wow thanks for confirming mate!! never would have guessed!!
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    Wow thanks for confirming mate!! never would have guessed!!
    You are welcome sir, I knew someone would need it...
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    (Original post by jneill)
    You need to go out and buy a new hot tap like this one:



    Only a £1000 or so.
    £2,250
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    Have you tried turning it off and on again?
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    (Original post by jamesthehustler)
    £2,250
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    Nice work. I hope you client doesn't find the online price list...
    http://www.quooker.co.uk/fileupload/....30.224.03.pdf
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    (Original post by jamesthehustler)
    £2,250
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    Awwwww that is too damn expensive!
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    (Original post by jneill)
    When it comes to the boil you need to hold the auto-off switch down to keep it boiling for the 2 mins it needs.

    Then put it in the freezer until it comes back down to a suitable temperature.
    I'm dying :rofl: :laugh: :toofunny:
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    I wonder how pol pot noodles makes a good Pot Noodle?
 
 
 
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