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    (Original post by College_Dropout)
    Fancy dogging?
    Would you say you're onto a winner if she says yes? :teehee:
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    (Original post by PugDevil)
    You're on a first date with someone having met them online, but things just aren't going as planned. You aren't attracted to them whatsoever, despite what their profile picture looked like. It's time to get out.

    Think up mischievous things that you could tell your date to get out of the situation ASAP.

    For example:

    "I've already dated your sister."

    Don't think that would go down too well.
    Sorry but you don't squat. I'm out! :getmecoat:

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    ''Didn't know you were that ugly in real life''....then walk away
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    (Original post by SuperHuman98)
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    (to the waitstaff/barperson) "I'll have a Becks Blue, please"

    "Will you mary me?" (hold out box with an opened condom in it)

    Or, alternatively, use Japanese honorifics constantly. But not even the right ones. i.e. "I love you waifu-senpai, you're the best senpoo"
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    I love Justin Bieber

    That would end the date

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    Alternatively, you could take one look at them and say "I think I need a tequila to get through this one!"
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    (Original post by ihatePE)
    Omfg :rofl: that's so blunt

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    yh but I've never had a boyfriend so its not gonna happen in person ahh
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    "Suck my ****".

    There's a bright side if that doesn't put your date off.
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    "So......do you wanna suck me off?"


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    ''I need a laboratory rat to experiment my sex toy collection on''
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    (Original post by PugDevil)
    You're on a first date with someone having met them online, but things just aren't going as planned. You aren't attracted to them whatsoever, despite what their profile picture looked like. It's time to get out.

    Think up mischievous things that you could tell your date to get out of the situation ASAP.

    For example:

    "I've already dated your sister."

    Don't think that would go down too well.
    for straight people
    "you just turned me gay"

    for gay people
    "you just made me straight"
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    "I hope you don't mind me leaving in 5 mins but the new episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians is on soon"

    "Did you see me on The Jeremy Kyle show recently?"
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    (Original post by PugDevil)
    You're on a first date with someone having met them online, but things just aren't going as planned. You aren't attracted to them whatsoever, despite what their profile picture looked like. It's time to get out.

    Think up mischievous things that you could tell your date to get out of the situation ASAP.

    For example:

    "I've already dated your sister."

    Don't think that would go down too well.
    i think i left my kettle on
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    'Let's split the bill.'
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    I hope you're all taking notes - some of these are brilliant! Some of them... not so brilliant :lol: But that could be a good thing
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    "I know this is a date, but the fact you left the kitchen makes you undateable"

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