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    (Original post by WoodyMKC)
    Jeez, first tried it on me, then my 8 year old sister... in his defence, I suppose your arse is probably a bit loose for his tiny **** by now.
    Any holes the goal...or at least that's the excuse I hear you use when you scout out the local nursery's


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    (Original post by mercuryman)
    Mate, the undertaker fingered your mum behind tescos
    Better than the double fisting the great Khali delivered to yours


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    (Original post by mercuryman)
    Bmt your mum deadlifts my d**k
    This is still making me crack up
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    (Original post by drandy76)
    Any holes the goal...or at least that's the excuse I hear you use when you scout out the local nursery's


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    Ahh, so you were there. Thought I saw someone tugging in the bushes outside the boys showers.
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    (Original post by drandy76)
    Better than the double fisting the great Khali delivered to yours


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    your dad lipsed caitlyn jenner outside primark
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    (Original post by xobeauty)
    This is still making me crack up
    Your birth certificate is a letter of apology from Durex.
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    (Original post by WoodyMKC)
    Your birth certificate is a letter of apology from Durex.
    Your mum begged your dad to pull out 9 months before you came
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    (Original post by mercuryman)
    Your mum begged your dad to pull out 9 months before you came
    At least my mum knows who my dad is. You were potentialy fathered by 10 men on the same night.
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    (Original post by WoodyMKC)
    Ahh, so you were there. Thought I saw someone tugging in the bushes outside the boys showers.
    If you saw me you could've at least stopped rimming that stray dog you found long enough to say hello


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    your mums so dumb, she sits on the tv and watches the sofa
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    (Original post by mercuryman)
    your dad lipsed caitlyn jenner outside primark
    Heard you saw this whilst begging a homeless person to take a dump on your face; classy


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    (Original post by drandy76)
    If you saw me you could've at least stopped rimming that stray dog you found long enough to say hello


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    That's not a very nice thing to call your mum.
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    your mums so dumb, she sits on the tv and watches the sofa
    You must have been conceived on a country road. That's where most accidents happen.
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    (Original post by drandy76)
    Heard you saw this whilst begging a homeless person to take a dump on your face; classy


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    Your dad was about to sell your **** to that beggar for a pint of guinness
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    (Original post by WoodyMKC)
    That's not a very nice thing to call your mum.
    Oh, you were the guy with the micropen*s? My condolences.....


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    (Original post by WoodyMKC)
    You must have been conceived on a country road. That's where most accidents happen.
    If that's the case then you were conceived on the M11
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    Well that was fun, I'm off to sleep. Night folks
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    (Original post by WoodyMKC)
    Well that was fun, I'm off to sleep. Night folks
    (Original post by drandy76)
    Oh, you were the guy with the micropen*s? My condolences.....


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    I concur, lol. We'll leave it here.
 
 
 
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