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    (Original post by sh9)
    "he hit me and it felt like a kiss" is a lyric from Lana Del Rey - Ultraviolence, so I believe OP is referring to that. I've seen some funny memes about it
    lol I understand now but honestly I had no idea before :lol:
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    (Original post by bluemadhatter)
    My dad texted my on whatsapp "Would you please remove your status?" and I thought I blocked him and this is so embarrassing :cry2:

    My status was;

    "When he hits you and it doesn't feel like a kiss"

    **** MY LIFE
    Your dad has WhatsApp? Holy crap that is embarrassing.
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    (Original post by oShahpo)
    I thought it was a status about physical abuse and that your dad got angry about it.
    I need to start being cooler and more hip and hop.
    Omg same! What is wrong with me? :cry:
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    (Original post by bluemadhatter)
    My dad texted my on whatsapp "Would you please remove your status?" and I thought I blocked him and this is so embarrassing :cry2:

    My status was;

    "When he hits you and it doesn't feel like a kiss"

    **** MY LIFE
    lmao awks
    I imagined this with yayo lyrics and it's making me laugh.

    Like..
    Status: "Let me put on a show for you daddy"

    .."Would you please remove your status?"

    now that would have been even more embarrassing.
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    Hhhhah at least it was Ultraviolence and not Cola.

    "When your pussy doesn't taste like pepsi cola"
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    (Original post by AngryRedhead)
    Your dad has WhatsApp? Holy crap that is embarrassing.
    IKR :cry2:

    (Original post by sh9)
    lmao awks
    I imagined this with yayo lyrics and it's making me laugh.

    Like..
    Status: "Let me put on a show for you daddy"

    .."Would you please remove your status?"

    now that would have been even more embarrassing.
    oh gosh thank god it wasnt one of my daddy or stripping statuses :cry2:
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    (Original post by teenhorrorstory)
    Hhhhah at least it was Ultraviolence and not Cola.

    "When your pussy doesn't taste like pepsi cola"
    ily :rofl: :toofunny:
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    (Original post by bluemadhatter)
    Hopefully :afraid:

    and yups :yes:
    the meme still doesn't make any sense - shouldn't it be "he hit it". No guy refers to having sex as "hitting a girl" or "hitting you", although i have heard "yeah, i hit that".
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    (Original post by Tabstercat)
    the meme still doesn't make any sense - shouldn't it be "he hit it". No guy refers to having sex as "hitting a girl" or "hitting you", although i have heard "yeah, i hit that".
    its nothing to do with sex...
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    (Original post by bluemadhatter)
    its nothing to do with sex...
    so how is this embarrassing in any way? I can't even make any sense of the status, heaven knows how your dad did it. just tell him its a song lyric?
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    (Original post by Tabstercat)
    so how is this embarrassing in any way? I can't even make any sense of the status, heaven knows how your dad did it. just tell him its a song lyric?
    IDK thats the thing i dont know HOW my dad interpreted it because it can be seen in so many different ways (as this thread proves) which is even worse :cry:
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    (Original post by bluemadhatter)
    My dad texted my on whatsapp "Would you please remove your status?" and I thought I blocked him and this is so embarrassing :cry2:

    My status was;

    "When he hits you and it doesn't feel like a kiss"

    **** MY LIFE
    What does it even mean???????????
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    (Original post by bluemadhatter)
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    What's the joke? I don't get it.
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    (Original post by RobML)
    What's the joke? I don't get it.
    Lana del rey's song Ultra violet has the lyrics "He hit me and it felt like a kiss" so the meme is "When he hits you and it doesnt feel like a kiss" *shocked face*
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    (Original post by bluemadhatter)
    oh gosh thank god it wasnt one of my daddy or stripping statuses :cry2:
    Excuse me?
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    (Original post by bluemadhatter)
    My dad texted my on whatsapp "Would you please remove your status?" and I thought I blocked him and this is so embarrassing :cry2:

    My status was;

    "When he hits you and it doesn't feel like a kiss"

    **** MY LIFE
    I CAN RELATE SO BADLY

    Once my status was 'sass to match the ass' which resulted in a very awkward 20 min lecture from my mother
    Also nice music taste
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    (Original post by LDS16)
    :rofl:
    What are some of the other ones?
    "At the gym" :rofl: :lol:
    I either keep my status or "At the gym" or "At a meeting" so I look cool
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    (Original post by SuperHuman98)
    I either keep my status or "At the gym" or "At a meeting" so I look cool
    That's the only way to do it!
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    (Original post by RobML)
    Excuse me?
    you heard

    (Original post by upperechelon)
    I CAN RELATE SO BADLY

    Once my status was 'sass to match the ass' which resulted in a very awkward 20 min lecture from my mother
    Also nice music taste
    LOOOOL OKAY THAT MADE ME FEEL BETTER :rofl:

    and tyyy
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    (Original post by bluemadhatter)
    you heard
    Can I call you daddy?

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