Man denies possessing an extreme pornographic image involving a fish.

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    omg i kept imagining like a goldfish and was like "wtf how did he get his **** in there" and now ive realised its gonna be like a trout

    i am so stupid
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    (Original post by BabyLadDarren)
    Most people watch animal porn at some point in their lives, get over it.
    ...It was a pun... herring is a type of fish. \they were only saying it to make a joke.
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    Fish puns are Cod's gift to comedy. There is almost no situation in life that doesn't offer an opportunaty for a good fish pun. Here's my favourite:

    "You can tune a guitar, but you can't tuna fish. Unless of course, you play bass."
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    (Original post by BobSausage)
    ...It was a pun... herring is a type of fish. \they were only saying it to make a joke.
    No.
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    I didn't possess it?
    It wasn't pornographic?
    It wasn't extreme?
    It wasn't a fish?
    The fish was over 18 and consented?

    But if he is guilty they will throw the book at him because it is a hake crime



    The book's title refers to the nasty disease caught by the man performing the sex act.
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    I've found the image:

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    (Original post by z33)
    extreme? Like sardine bondage?

    EDIT: i googled fish porn and I i i i i i i idk what I just saw and I don't want to see it again :hide:
    What were you expecting?
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    (Original post by markova21)
    I read years ago that some gay men use mice. They remove the teeth of the mouse, put it in a condom then shove it up their arse. Apparently they really like all the intense wriggling the mouse does. Of course, the poor thing suffocates and dies pretty quickly.
    I think an important thing to ask is why were you reading this?
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    ...Kanye?

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    (Original post by nulli tertius)

    But if he is guilty they will throw the book at him because it is a hake crime
    Legally speaking, it's not a hake crime. It's a crime of poisson.
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    I trout he'll get charges despite the sufishent evidence
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    (Original post by Dandaman1)
    ...Kanye?

    What?? I don't get it??

    I do love fish sticks!
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    I'm glad he was a-wrasse-ted.
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    Yes but did the fish explicitly consent to every stage of the intercourse?!!?1
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    (Original post by joecphillips)
    I think an important thing to ask is why were you reading this?
    LOL. As a 48 year old female I can assure you I came across the article quite by chance !!
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    you can see the video on prawnhub
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    (Original post by JohnGreek)
    Yes but did the fish explicitly consent to every stage of the intercourse?!!?1
    It can't have done, because it was harassed by a grouper.
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    (Original post by the bear)
    you can see the video on prawnhub
    I thought it was on Finsbook?
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    (Original post by Fullofsurprises)
    I thought it was on Finsbook?
    you are thinking of Dacebook :teehee: *
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    and then he woke up.... it had just been a bream
 
 
 
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