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    (Original post by bluemadhatter)
    Whilst me on the other hand have masturbated about 3 times today :getmecoat:
    Haha nice pun

    And really? like 3 times???!
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    (Original post by hamza772000)
    Haha nice pun

    And really? like 3 times???!
    I've been on my laptop a long time today
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    (Original post by bluemadhatter)
    I've been on my laptop a long time today
    and your mind has been swaying in different directions, I see :P
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    (Original post by bluemadhatter)
    Whilst me on the other hand have masturbated about 3 times today :getmecoat:
    (Original post by hamza772000)
    He's probably doing it now XD
    Ugh.
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    (Original post by 0to100)
    Ugh.
    How lovely, right?
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    (Original post by hamza772000)
    and your mind has been swaying in different directions, I see :P
    Its just been a constant cycle of TV series, Porn and Music Videos on Youtube
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    (Original post by hamza772000)
    How lovely, right?
    The images I'm getting,I I'll have nightmares for years...
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    (Original post by bluemadhatter)
    Its just been a constant cycle of TV series, Porn and Music Videos on Youtube
    Oh, right, well didn't you have to get out of bed to change? :P
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    (Original post by 0to100)
    The images I'm getting,I I'll have nightmares for years...
    YOu're getting images of the OP masturbating? :lolwut: that went 0to100 real quick get it? ur username XD
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    What exactly will you benefit from not masturbating? Its a normal process and completely healthy to so.
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    (Original post by hamza772000)
    YOu're getting images of the OP masturbating? :lolwut: that went 0to100 real quick get it? ur username XD
    Cos I've seen his face mate

    Yea totally get it. Your prize is a lifetime supply of stale digestives.
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    (Original post by hamza772000)
    Oh, right, well didn't you have to get out of bed to change? :P
    nop didnt even shower today >.<
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    So that means tonight you doing it
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    (Original post by 0to100)
    Cos I've seen his face mate

    Yea totally get it. Your prize is a lifetime supply of stale digestives.
    Oh, damn haha :P

    Yay Thanks

    (Original post by bluemadhatter)
    nop didnt even shower today >.<
    Eww it must be so sticky then lol amazing :P
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    (Original post by hamza772000)
    Oh, damn haha :P

    Yay Thanks

    Eww it must be so sticky then lol amazing :P
    :|
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    (Original post by bluemadhatter)
    nop didnt even shower today >.<
    (Original post by hamza772000)

    Eww it must be so sticky then lol amazing :P
    Oh praise the lord, what did I just read?
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    (Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes)
    Oh praise the lord, what did I just read?
    Mashallah! XD
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    I masterbate to my chickens bcuz i Like to eat popcorn when I watch horror films, as it brings out the metroscopic analytical dilligent ability I lack when I am sober, thus I lust my desire to succinctly fap.
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    I masterbate to my chickens bcuz i Like to eat popcorn when I watch horror films, as it brings out the metroscopic analytical dilligent ability I lack when I am sober, thus I lust my desire to succinctly fap.
    How many words did you google a synonym for?
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    I masterbate to my geese while I watch documentaries of gorillas mating.
 
 
 
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