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    Guy walks into a sex shop, says he wants to buy an inflatable doll
    Store clerk asks 'do you want a black doll or a white doll?'
    Guys says he doesn't care, whatever
    Store clerk asks 'do you want a blonde or a brunette'?
    Guys says he doesn't care, whatever
    Store clerk asks 'do you want a muslim doll or a christian doll?'
    Guy ask whats the difference?
    Store clerk says...
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    the muslim one blows itself up...



    sorry :teehee: I only know offensive jokes
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    TSR is not about reps.
    Rep if you agree.
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    My life's a joke.
    jk..jk....
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    Roses are red
    Ivy is green
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    (Original post by Nada Billy)
    Tell a joke
    The one with the most rep wins
    What/where is my prize?
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    My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifelong ban from the zoo.
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    There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, those who don't, and those who didn't expect this joke to be in base three.
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    Doesn't my profile pic deserve some credit?
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    What is a TSRians favourite part of plant anatomy???

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    STEM
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    Brexit, American election, uni fees, etc.
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    The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European communications, rather than German, which was the other possibility.

    As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five-year phased plan for what will be known as EuroEnglish (Euro for short).

    In the first year, "s" will be used instead of the soft "c." Sertainly, sivil servants will resieve this news with joy. Also, the hard "c" will be replaced with "k". Not only will this klear up konfusion, but typewriters kan have one less letter.

    There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced by "f". This will make words like fotograf" 20 persent shorter.

    In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of silent "e"s in the languag is disgrasful, and they would go.

    By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" by "z" and "w" by " v".

    During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou", and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.

    After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech ozer. Ze drem vil finali kum tru.
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    What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?



    The holocaust


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    There hasn't been one good joke so far...
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    (Original post by XOR_)
    There hasn't been one good joke so far...
    I think you're a joke


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    American politics.
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    john lewis xmas advert
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    (Original post by XOR_)
    There hasn't been one good joke so far...
    My joke was fab

    (Original post by Illyjoe246)
    I think you're a joke


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    Give this guy a medal :rofl3:
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    I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my gas with the beat of the music.

    After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee, and noticed that everybody was staring at me....

    Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.
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    What do you called frozen water?

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